Wal Mart- AllStar Song Parody- Music Video

Music Video for "Wal-Mart" a song parody by North Of Paradise Leather, featuring Michael Salgarolo and Sam Fleischer.

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Lyrics
Somebody once mentioned they brought to my attention
I need some brand new tools in my shed
And my shoes look really dumb because I only have one
And I'm sick of my nasty old bed spread

Well my clock ain't tickin, and my tape ain't stickin
My grill makes hot dogs taste like chicken
Didn't make sense not to get new stuff
Money is the problem: I don't have enough

So much to get, so much to buy
Need a brand new suit and a new tie
And I'm a little bit short on dough
I think I know the place to go!

Hey you! Go to Wal-Mart, everything is low price,
Right now, go to Wal-Mart, get some chicken and rice
8 karat silver and gold
If it's not on sale then it's sold


Get some toothpaste, and a new pin roller
Need some Ben-gay for that pain in my shoulder
For all that dusting I got a Swiffer
Got a new frame for my fan art pictures
My toilet paper is getting pretty thin
Should I get Angel, no I like Charmin
Baby Light My Fire! I love the Doors!
Is there anything you can't buy at this store?

(Chorus)

(Musical Interlude)
"Attention, Wal Mart shoppers, we now sell hoes...in the garden section"
"Beans are now 99cents a can. Who says you have to pay 4 dollars to get gas?"
"Dick Hertz, please report to aisle 3... wait a minute... who's Dick Hertz?

Hey now! Go to Wal-Mart! Everything is low-priced!
Right now! Go to Wal-Mart! Get your chicken and rice!
8 karat silver and gold!
If it ain't on sale, then it's sold


This giant shopping center, I'm greeted as I enter,
Wal Mart puts Target and Kmart to disgrace
I said guess what this lamp costs
I just grabbed it off the bottom shelf
And it's only 7.98!
Well, the stuff is fine, and you can get eye liner,
Doesn't bother me that all the toys made in China
Only 50 cents for some hot dog buns!
Got a Hershey Bar and some spearmint gum
So many films on DVD
You can watch them in HDTV
They got anything you're looking for!
I have a new favorite store!

(Chorus)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Wal
• Mart
• Smash
• Mouth
• Song
• Parody
• funny
• comedy
• North
• Of
• Paradise
• Leather
• All
• Star
• Sam
• Fleischer
• Michael
• Soggy
• Salgarolo
• Piano
• Music
• Video

[jim19191390]

Go jump off a cliff

[NotoriousSOG]

???

[spacealien101]

"we are now offering hoes... In the garden center"

[P4NICBUTT0N]

Haha this is pretty epic. I wnt to others xD

[PCking001]

lol nice

[MW3insanity]

AHAHAHA great

[mickization]

Wal Mart screw that Floor Mart is gonna take off im pushing for it we need Floor Mart

Or Roof Mart

[DCakaElfboy]

Wait i cant goto wal mart We have a K-Mart in Aus in does that count

[247xReviews]

gay

[jamiedw21]

lyrics plz

[NxtKidSuperStar]

Lol at 2:40 he said spearmint gum and held up orbit lol

[goomba771]

lol we are now selling ho's . . . in the garden section

[IcedEmOlattte]

Lol! I love you guys!! Awesome.

[goomba771]

the songs good but the sound quality ANNOYS ME