In Esfahan Rap

A rap Charles and Jacob did for Farsi school about Esfahan.

Lyrics:

*Farsi exchange of greetings*
*Charles asks how life is in Esfahan*
In Esfahan we like to do a lot of things
We drink our chai and live like kings
We water our gardens and smell gohls and yaas
And we like to kill ants just to show them who's boss
We pluck all of the chickens and milk all of our cows
But nothing's quite as fun as just sitting in our house
Fighting and making trouble, no that is not for me
So when you say "Peace" I say "Doost daaram kheyli"
*Charles is astounded, Jacob assures him it's true*
*Charles asks where people go in Esfahan*
On the weekends I always visit Chehel Setoon
I stare at the columns and feel faravoon
I go to madreseh for 5 days every week
For 9 hours each day, we learn 'till we're beat
I go to grocery stores every day of my life
My dad brings his kids and he takes his wife
But you'll never know what happens so he keeps his knife
Watch out for thieves, always picking fights
We get home and watch T.V.
Akhbar is on kaanaal-eh three
They're talkin' about how it's easy
TO GET LOST ON THE WAY BACK HOME *laughs*
*Charles is "uhh", Jacob comments about the news*
*Charles asks what Jacob's interests are*
My favorite color is aabi, number is sixteen
The only food I ever eat is ghormeh sabzi
Titanic's my movie, and actor's Jim Carey
And my favorite city is ESFAHAN
*Jacob asks Charles to join, Charles accepts*
I live in Esfahan, Go to school in Esfahan
My parents work in Esfahan, And my family is from Esfahan
We go to the baazaar in Esfahan, There's a mall in Esfahan
I learned how to bike in Esfahan, And how to drive in Esfahan
And my very first kiss happened in Esfahan
I learned to talk in Esfahan, I learned to walk in Esfahan
I learned to scream in Esfahan, I learned to cry in Esfahan
I learned to lie in Esfahan, And I aint lyin'!
I won the lottery in Esfahan, I lost my cow in Esfahan
A hurricane, tornado, and fire happened at the same time in Esfahan
The county jail's in Esfahan, Billy Mays died in Esfahan
The Mayan calendar is going to end in Esfahan
Amelia Earhart is in Esfahan, Swine Flu started in Esfahan
I eat, breathe, sleep, live, and die in ESFAHAN
*Charles asks Jacob if he's done with his song, Jacob says there's an hour left*
*Charles is "uhh..." and Jacob asks what his favorite city is*
*Charles replies with Tehran, Jacob attacks him*

THE END

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• In
• Esfahan
• Rap
• Charles
• Shinaver
• Jacob
• Tehrani
• Iran
• Gangster
• Farsi
• School
• Project

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:D

[DrShinaver]

The Persian versian of ???tupac, eminem, Katz, dunno but they can roll