Videoclerks - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (Feb 22)

We review the movie Cirque Du Freak: The Vampires Assistant

Directed By: Paul Weitz

Starring: John C Reilly and Chris Massoglia

Our Grade:
Cassidy: D+
Christopher: B

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[bhpanama1983]

your and idiot. possibly them worst movie critic i've ever heard. your like sisterhood of the traveling pants. plus not in the same category as twilight, tard.

[videoclerks]

@bhpanama1983 thanks for the constructive criticism and thanks for viewing our videos!

[Vampires2596]

He is acting like Mr. Crepsley and Gavner are the last vampires. In the next three books there is a whole MOUNTAIN full! And I LOVED the movie if you must know! And I loved the comedy! The special effects ruled (that was my favorite). And @LaurenTube08...you are so right! This guy is full of it! He is not vegetarian and this is NOTHING like Twilight! WTF!

[videoclerks]

@Vampires2596 I guess I underestimated the Cirque Du Freak fanworld.. This is one of our highest viewed videos! I will say I have never read the book , but it doesn't explain why the movie is so mediocre. And while the vamps in this movie are not sparkling, they are in league with the Twilight series in making vampires boring and not scary anymore.

[anikid0392]

@videoclerks Basically no, Cirque Du Freak was written waaaaay earlier than Twilight and it has a real fascinating vampire story. Not romance the whole way and more actions too. Later in the series, Darren Shan, the author throws in many things to challenge the main character such as dragons (whoa, didn't see that coming at first). But Cirque Du Freak carries out a tough adventure and even in the demon series, The Demonata.

[videoclerks]

@anikid0392 I remember when this series started bacause my niece was reading it. Everybody here keeps trying to defend the movie by filling me in on the mythology from the books.. This is NOT the book, and I am judging the movie on its own. On its own its kind of lame.. I'm sorry, I have seen better. Christopher however liked the movie more than me(Cassidy), so there you go.

[banger1357]

@anikid0392

i read all the books and i dont remember a dragon but i could be wrong lol the demonta was a good series kinda got confused a lil i think i read the first three or four not to sure but the movie wasnt like the book at most parts it STILL is a good movie tho

[sasukeluver1212]

i eefen like da move u hor

[DreamTsubasa1222]

It you don't care about the movie,don't talk so much!

[DreamTsubasa1222]

And the books is on 2002 is already published!!!And i like the books and the movie too...Hope the movie continue...

[DreamTsubasa1222]

0.38They didn't skip school!!!

[jecoolest]

Fuck OFF!

There really should be a sequel! IK the first movie was kind of poor and skipped of the story of the books, but still, there should be another movie cause just bescause the first one wasn't such a success, doesn't mean the second one won't! All they need os a better person to direct the movie! I'm for a Second One! I am a great fan of the books, already read all 12!

[obsidiansnake91]

the books were way better than the movie, the movie itself was o.k. to many changes from the book tho. the movie should of been rated R, the books originally were violent with plenty of blood and violence not to mention the plot was great and very well planed 

[pinacato]

cirque du freak is the bes vampire saga ever the only problem is that they didnt make the movie like the books thats y ppl like twilight better but if u read cirque du freak u know ist the best and its was out befor twilight so fuck u all go cirque du freak and plz make a sequal to the first movie