Cocktail - The Last Barman Poet

I am the world's last barman poet.
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake.
The Sex on the Beach,
The Schnapps made from peach,
The Velvet Hammer,
The Alabama Slammer.

I make things with juice and froth.
The Pink Squirrel,
The 3-Toed Sloth.

I make drinks so sweat and snazzy.
The Iced Tea,
The Kamikaze,
The Orgasm,
The Death Spasm,
The Singapore Sling,
The Ding-a-ling.

America you're just devoted to every flavor I got.
But if you want to get loaded,
Why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is OPEN!!!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Tom
• Cruise
• Cocktail
• Last
• Barman
• Poet

[darthshoeless]

I recited this poem at my high school talent show and half way through I got beat up by the girl's basketball team.

[chadmw45]

When I went to a bar and tried saying a poem a bunch of Indian dudes kicked my ass.

[JDawgProduction]

I'm going to drink every drink he mentions tonight, I'll update you on my progress.

[cccwg]

THIS IS THE SEXIEST EVER!!! GIMMIE A KISS YOU SEXY BEAST!!! HE SAYS BAR'S OPEN, MY LEGS ARE OPEN TOM I AM DEVOTED TO EVERY FLAVOR YOU GOT!!!LEMME FEEL YOUR ALABAMA SLAMMA BABYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[swastikausa]

in reality bryan brown is married to a girl even hotter than any in this movie.

[ciccone39]

Just a bunch of yuppies in a club.

[dogley1]

"...the Singapore sling, the dingaling - DINGALING?!!"

[CapitalgCapitals]

Some bad lines but a great movie to fall asleep to...!!

[ofuzzynutso]

Hey Sooner, You sound like a smart person. Why waste your time posting such intelligent responses over a youtube comment wall? Be useful, write a book dickhole.

[RemyCoolX]

Enjoy this, people. This is a rare glimpse at Tom Cruise when he wasn't crazy and was just a damn fine actor.