Cocktail - The Last Barman Poet

I am the world's last barman poet.
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.
Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake.
The Sex on the Beach,
The Schnapps made from peach,
The Velvet Hammer,
The Alabama Slammer.

I make things with juice and froth.
The Pink Squirrel,
The 3-Toed Sloth.

I make drinks so sweat and snazzy.
The Iced Tea,
The Kamikaze,
The Orgasm,
The Death Spasm,
The Singapore Sling,
The Ding-a-ling.

America you're just devoted to every flavor I got.
But if you want to get loaded,
Why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is OPEN!!!

• Category

  Film & Animation

[darthshoeless]

I recited this poem at my high school talent show and half way through I got beat up by the girl's basketball team.

[Richard Gillies]

Ten minutes later...

Tom Cruise and Bryan Brown are covered in sweat and lying exhausted on the floor behind the bar. People begin to leave the club after realizing these guys spend at least five minutes dancing, twirling and juggling in order to make a single drink :-P

[RoyalCountessUn0]

Howdy Tom, Friend, Some self esteem and love for you and the Kush team on your movie, Psalm 88:2 Before you my prayer will come. Incline your ear to my entreating cry. For my soul has had enough of calamities, and my very life has come in touch even with Sheol. God Bless and Cheers, Founding Presidents Tammy Adams, PhD. Healer. Good Day. From square hangin enviromentalist T

[waynester71]

Still a great film.. "You'll thank me for this one day.. The fuck I will"

[RoyalMessup]

And Tom Cruise is still working on becoming a big celebrity.

[missing4link]

sad I still have that shirt

[missing4link]

lol



[신의환 남]

not facts on the beach, sex on the beach

[JMMT7022801]

If only nightclubs were like this in real life. I'm in Utah.You have to go to Vegas, or some other cool place, to find flair bartenders like this.

[rosinna1984]

I hate TC BUT that scene is epic

[Shawn Long]

I used to like this movie, that's before I learned how to bartend.

[BigSirZebras]

he didnt shake that good enough