Taraleigh, I would travel into the future and willing accept morphine from the same IV that was keeping the man who once shared a cab with the aunt of a Paki who sold you a newspaper at a 7-11 alive.
Taraleigh, I would listen to Justin Bieber's newest album "Not My Birth Control Pills, Mom, I Swear!" for the chance to be introduced at a party to someone who once sat at the same table as the person who rung up your order you placed at Burger King sat with while watching TV at Napper Tandy's on a Tuesday night in the winter.
Taraleigh, I would willingly engorge myself on the waste droppings of a thousand HIV-infected black "people" for the chance to crash my car into a vehicle that had the fortune of being driven by a direct family member of one of your former-boyfriend's former baseball teammates' co-workers.
Taraleigh, I would engage in illicit and illegal behaviors for the chance to land on a news report for someone who has witnessed your grace in the past 24 hours to watch.
Taraleigh, I would drink a cocktail of gasoline and rubbing alcohol laced diarrhea for the chance to lick the puss from your popped pimple on your bathroom mirror.
Taraleigh, I would go back and time and deliver my own self from my mother's birth canal for the chance to sniff from an SNES cartridge you once blew the dust out of.
swimming in the long island sound next too bpt sewer over flow... naaaaaaah
RLhockey203 7 months ago
Taraleigh, I would speak to you on a level approaching equality and respect for the chance to have my dishes washed by you.
respectnolan 8 months ago
Taraleigh, I would travel into the future and willing accept morphine from the same IV that was keeping the man who once shared a cab with the aunt of a Paki who sold you a newspaper at a 7-11 alive.
respectnolan 8 months ago
Taraleigh, I would listen to Justin Bieber's newest album "Not My Birth Control Pills, Mom, I Swear!" for the chance to be introduced at a party to someone who once sat at the same table as the person who rung up your order you placed at Burger King sat with while watching TV at Napper Tandy's on a Tuesday night in the winter.
respectnolan 8 months ago
Taraleigh, I would willingly engorge myself on the waste droppings of a thousand HIV-infected black "people" for the chance to crash my car into a vehicle that had the fortune of being driven by a direct family member of one of your former-boyfriend's former baseball teammates' co-workers.
respectnolan 8 months ago
Taraleigh, I would engage in illicit and illegal behaviors for the chance to land on a news report for someone who has witnessed your grace in the past 24 hours to watch.
respectnolan 8 months ago
Taraleigh, I would watch the most recent Indiana Jones movie for the chance to kiss you softly.
respectnolan 8 months ago
Taraleigh, I would drink a cocktail of gasoline and rubbing alcohol laced diarrhea for the chance to lick the puss from your popped pimple on your bathroom mirror.
respectnolan 8 months ago
Taraleigh, I would go back and time and deliver my own self from my mother's birth canal for the chance to sniff from an SNES cartridge you once blew the dust out of.
respectnolan 8 months ago
Taraleigh, I would have a battery-acid and chlorine laced enema for the chance to eat from the same bowl as a dog that has sniffed you anus.
respectnolan 8 months ago