Edward Cullen Sparkling

© Summit Entertainment


I am not a fan of Twilight.

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  Film & Animation

[fatstickslimz]

In my day, Vampires sucked blood and disintegrated in the sun; not sparkle and suck dick -.-

[Draco Malfoy]

You don't turn into a sparkly vampire when you die, Cedric! Wait until my father hears about this! 

[MistressArte]

You do if after your dead body is rolled in a pile of glitter, but I'm pretty sure you stay dead and have a really confused ME looking at you thinking why? It's going to be weeks now that I'm going to be washing glitter off me, thanks a lot asshole. It just seems so unnecessarily mean to ME's. XD

[Angel Beats]

i call BULLSHIT

[BragoTHEgraviyKING]

lol I thought this was just a rumor. He actually sparkles? XD

[alishFTW]

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[John Clavis]

Vampires sparkle in sunlight because there's a molecule in their epidermis that converts ultraviolet light into terrible movies.

[jenny styles]

He runs incredibly fast he soo amazing

[2bajatone]

BITCH TEAM ALUCARD!

[Slockry]

and so,he blinds them to death with all the sparkling BULLSHIT

[4KidsRocks1]

I have a question. How come vampires only sparkle in sunlight? Shouldn't they sparkle every time they're in a well-lit room?

[Elizabeth Byrley]

back in my day, fairies where three inches tall, had cute insect wings, and magic powers. Twilight ruined them! Now the only thing they still have is the pixie dust sparkles.