Marry 4 Money

By Request:

Cloud decides, after his other relationship went sour, to marry for money. Song by Trace Adkins. You can take the song two ways: The person in the cloak is Gillian, a super rich Shinra person. (Barrett was thrown in there for a laugh - he's supposed to be a girl...a really, really, really, ugly, bearded girl. :\)
Or, you can take the video as a yaoi, where Cloud is going after anyone who has money, and Rufus ends up winning out.
Either way it's a blast!!!
:D :D :D


She was pretty
She was smart
She was witty
Yeah she had charm
Cupid shot me
That's what got me down the aisle
But that match made in heaven
Went straight to hell
Split up our possessions
Put the house up for sale
And I learned a lesson I won't be forgetting
The next time around

I'm gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
Don't really care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

I won't have to love her family
I won't have to like her friends
And if it works out like I planned it, I won't ever have to work again

I'm gonna marry for money
I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
Find me a sweet sugar mama
With a whole lot of zeros and commas
I don't care if she loves me
She can even be ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

Show me the money

Cha-ching

Y'all I'm fly to Hawaii
On a leer jet the old lady buys me
I'll call her sweet heart & honey if she's a hundred and twenty
I dont care if she loves me
She can be really ugly
I'm gonna marry for money

Oh, cha-ching
Mucho deniro

Come over here you good lookin' thing, you
There's your walker in the corner
Ov'er ov'er

This video is purely fan-made and are in no way associated with Square Enix, Trace Adkins or their affiliates. This is purely for enjoyment, I take no credit for anything except the editing. This video complies with Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, thank you

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Trace Adkins
• Marry for Money
• Marry 4 Money
• Cloud
• Tifa
• Rufus Shinra
• ShinRa
• Gillian
• ff7
• Final Fantasy 7
• yaoi

[rford191]

Great job!!!!!!!! Oh, and Trace Adkins is sooooooooooo hot.

[sford564]

You sooooooooooo Lie!!

[rford191]

Well, I was just *trying* to be nice, not *lying* about how good it was. But, regardless of the merits of your video, Trace is still wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hot. :D

[sford564]

Oh he, Oh ha, and I thought MY jokes were bad! :o

[TheCocoabaker]

ahaha <3 <3 <3

[Roflmanjaro]

All women are fucking whores.

[sford605]

Hehe, very funny.

[Vukish]

lolzeroonyroo, but I still like harvesting Season better. :D

[OuranHost4ever]

lol this made me crack up so much XD I'm still laughing lmao