Could you kick a monkey's ass?

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Uploaded by on May 18, 2007

If you somehow got into a fight with a monkey, could you kick its ass? or would it beat you to a pulp? See what people on the streets of Oakland think.

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  • holy shit i wrote that 2 years ago and i was like when did i ever write that or watch this video

  • @locotwix Chimps are apes

  • ummm no a chimp would die like a fucker but a ape would kill you

  • silly people who said yes... that little chimp could kill you... it is a good thing to be confident about yourself i guess, but if you get in a fight with a monkey somehow one day, RUN!!. fact "monkeys are made of pure muscle, so much in fact they sink like rocks in water thus why monkey habitats at the zoo have water around them" that little chimp from the looks of it could probably bench probably around 400 maybe 450 pounds, and it is generally small... fight is at your own risk.

  • bitches like ur mom love to lick and eat monkeys ass like this one

  • shit! i thought you were talking about black people!

  • Against a chimp? Nope. They're 5 times stronger than humans pound for pound, and are equipped with nasty claws and fangs. Not a chance.

  • Brilliant! But I'd be like, "Hey, you stoopid monkey - get me a banana!". And he'd be like "Aaaaaarrrrrrhhhh". And "Eeeeeeeeeeeeh".

  • Man, ain't no monkey whoopin' on this honky. I'll be all like "Yeaaahh!!!" and it'll be all like making scared-ass monkey noises.

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