If you somehow got into a fight with a monkey, could you kick its ass? or would it beat you to a pulp? See what people on the streets of Oakland think.
silly people who said yes... that little chimp could kill you... it is a good thing to be confident about yourself i guess, but if you get in a fight with a monkey somehow one day, RUN!!. fact "monkeys are made of pure muscle, so much in fact they sink like rocks in water thus why monkey habitats at the zoo have water around them" that little chimp from the looks of it could probably bench probably around 400 maybe 450 pounds, and it is generally small... fight is at your own risk.
holy shit i wrote that 2 years ago and i was like when did i ever write that or watch this video
locotwix 1 month ago
@locotwix Chimps are apes
Retrosmasher1 1 month ago
ummm no a chimp would die like a fucker but a ape would kill you
locotwix 2 years ago
silly people who said yes... that little chimp could kill you... it is a good thing to be confident about yourself i guess, but if you get in a fight with a monkey somehow one day, RUN!!. fact "monkeys are made of pure muscle, so much in fact they sink like rocks in water thus why monkey habitats at the zoo have water around them" that little chimp from the looks of it could probably bench probably around 400 maybe 450 pounds, and it is generally small... fight is at your own risk.
polytie 2 years ago
bitches like ur mom love to lick and eat monkeys ass like this one
xso61673 2 years ago
shit! i thought you were talking about black people!
goodbyebaseball 3 years ago
Against a chimp? Nope. They're 5 times stronger than humans pound for pound, and are equipped with nasty claws and fangs. Not a chance.
opiates 4 years ago
Brilliant! But I'd be like, "Hey, you stoopid monkey - get me a banana!". And he'd be like "Aaaaaarrrrrrhhhh". And "Eeeeeeeeeeeeh".
powerhouseblues 4 years ago
Man, ain't no monkey whoopin' on this honky. I'll be all like "Yeaaahh!!!" and it'll be all like making scared-ass monkey noises.
musclesandmoney 4 years ago