MTG Overkill (Old) 1: Mercy Killing vs Magistrate
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@PokerVertigo okay... I'll go out and get a girlfriend. Oh wait. I have one. Just because I play magic doesn't mean I'm not better at getting girls than you. Why don't you go out and get a girlfriend yourself and stop flaming on the internet, because that's WAY cooler than playing magic the gathering, which last time I checked, ISN'T A VIRTUAL GAME, it's a card game that you need to be IN PERSON to play with someone
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BTW: Im playin Magic too and guess what ? Im even engaged and gettin married in less then 2 month and have a job too ....and friends !!! Sorry to shake ur world ;)
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Who records themselves playing a card game about tapping mythical creatures? last time I watch a video in the suggestion box...
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@Crommlech I don't see how playing a card game of wizards and warcraft can make any decision on your love life.... Maybe he just has had bad luck, MAYBE, he doesn't want a gf/wife. Either way, you shouldn't criticize him about playing the top tcg ever.
~Austin C. Has Spoken
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jesus its its mean... i thought my elvish piper with eldrazi was good ha
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@DarkMatter355 hahahaha you're a huge fucking faggot
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When I was younger I became so constipated that my body couldn't control when my bowels would relieve themselves. I spent 6 months being terrified that I would shit my drawers in front of my friends, or at the grocery store. I was about 9 and everybody gave me these weird looks whenever it would come out because I was old enough to know when to relieve myself, but I couldn't physically do. I was even hospitalized a few days after taking a massive shit in the middle of blockbuster.
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Id rather tap my girlfriend to add 10 +1/+1 nonvirgin counters to your giggity giggity pool.
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One time I masturbated three times in a single day until my dick was a bloody pulp and then cried for an hour or two afterwards in a dark corner of my bedroom yelling at the furniture about how i hated myself and wanted to die.
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Sometime mid-summer of 2007 I was woken up by the news that my mother was nearly killed by a car bomb planted by her divorced husband on route to her court-mandated counseling session in the middle of the ghetto. She then had to get a ride home from the firefighters who were putting out the fire in the parking lot. For the rest of the summer I chronically played video games in my room trying to stave off my suicide attempt for a few more days until my family could afford to move
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I was indefinitely unable to donate blood, because I had sex ONCE with a guy
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WHO THE HELL TAPS COUNTERCLOCKWISE
by creating an infiniante loop the game automaticly becomes a draw........
rablah2006 1 year ago
@rablah2006 True. If there is an inescapable infinite loop, the game ends in a draw. However, this infinite loop can be manually stopped at any time. You can't actually deal "infinite" damage with this loop, because you must stop it. You are allowed repeat the loop a set number of times, for example 100000000000000000000.
DarkMatter355 1 year ago 4