Plain White Rapper in a Mini Van by KJ-52 (five two)

KJ-52's Plain White Rapper In A Mini Van.
Really funny.

lyrics

Check one, two, this song right here is dedicated to all the soccer moms all across the world
Can I get more cow bell on this please?(cow bell)
I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20's (you're a liar)
Okay their really 18's but I keep them clean.

I've got a red minivan from 1996 (Toyota prevy, uh, to be exact)
The window's broke and you know I won't ever get it fixed (which is pretty pathetic, actually)
I'm bumpin' Veggie Tales I ain't even got any kids (Yeah, so what? I listen to Veggie Tales, so what?)
People think I'm nuts but I just told them this (so what'd you tell them? Whooo!)


I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims (oookay..)
Okay their really 16's but I keep them clean.

To all the soccer moms taking their kids to karate (come on, mmmhmm, mmmhmm)
Keep sippin' on your mocha-choka-froka-locha-mocha-choka latties (soy low fat low chai mocha....Starbucks)
This song is dedicated to all you and everybody (Tweezy got love for the soccer moms)
So put your hands up right now if you really wanna party (come on! Stick em up high! Here we go whooo!)

I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims (stop lying)
Okay their really 14's but I keep them clean. (you're such a liar)

Once upon a time a turtle hit my car on interstate 75 (its a true story, this really did happen)
And the poor little turtle crawled off of the road and he died (that's so sad!) (single teardrops)
I stood there on the roadside and I wanted to cry (poor little turtle)
Except for the fact that the stupid turtle made my engine overheat and the car almost fried (and it cost me three hundred dollars!)
But I'm okay (yeah, breath in, breath out)


I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims......

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[hiblinist916]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Except the turtle made my car's engine overheat and it almost FRIED!!!!! COST ME 300 DOLLARS!!! ....Oh yeah...plain white rapper in a mini van.....

[CoHOCD]

Best. Christian rapper. Ever!

[Ahmyknee3000]

Haha I listen to veggie tales all the time... And I'm 16..

[magdalenamasa]

Sorry.... Where is lyrics here?

[dorksquadvids]

Press 5 for Mocha-Choka-Froka-Locha-Mocha-­Choka Latties! (Soy, Low Fat, Low Chai, Mocha... Starbucks...)

[yodawg5911]

I'm laughing my head off right now! I love veggie tales too Kj, who doesn't really?

[lileminemdelaware]

56 people are plain white rappers in minivans

[RealizerMusic]

@wesleyplatt He's one guy, he's not a band! He recorded himself over himself like three times to make it sound like more than one person in this song. Either way, it's HILARIOUS.

[RealizerKJSubscriber]

I nearly fell in the floor listening to this song!! Sometimes I wonder if her ever had mental help XD

[TheAandMshow100]

Man I luv kj-52 this dude izz seriously funni !.... I have hizz cd on mi iPod!

[octoberzgrace]

Once upon a time a turtle hit my car on interstate 75 (this is a true story)

And the poor little turtle crawled off of the road and he died (single teardrop)

I stood there on the roadside and I wanted to cry (poor little turtle)

Except for the fact that the STINKIN' TURTLE MADE MY ENGINE OVERHEAT AND THE CAR ALMOST FRIED!!!!

(And it cost me three hundred dollars!!)