TSA Song

"TSA Song," written and performed by Larkworthy Antfarm. Photographs taken by the citizens of the USA who turned their disapproving cameras on security at airports this Thanksgiving holiday.

TSA Song (Lyrics)
There once was a passenger
got stopped by the terminal gate
by the goons and ginks and the TSA finks
and the deputy sheriffs sent by the state
to implement their plan
they'd inspect her with a scan
to x-ray her with their leering eyes
or touch her crotch and pinch her thighs.

Oh you can't scan me
I'd rather have a pat-down
I'd rather have a pat-down
Face a pervert's frisking
No you can't scan me
no scanner risking
no scanner risking
my DNA.

Before she could board her flight
They made her wait and fret
Take off her shoes, take off her belt
because she was a threat
She might be a terrorist
with a bomb hid in her dress
Security thinks she might try
to blow the plane out of the sky.

Oh you can't scan me
I'd rather have a pat-down
I'd rather have a pat-down
Face a pervert's frisking
No you can't scan me
no scanner risking
no scanner risking
my DNA.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• TSA
• Airport Security Scanners
• Homeland Security
• Orwellian

[Larkworthy]

FOIA lawsuit against the Department of Homeland Security over documents exposing radiation risks of TSA's airport body scanners.  TSA employees have identified cancer clusters possibly linked to radiation exposure. A Johns Hopkins University study revealed that radiation zones around body scanners could exceed the "General Public Dose Limit..."

[BandAutomatic]

Madam Worthieness does it again. The world according to Larkworthy Antfarm makes so much sense. Oh my. Now that's something to inspect and scan. And yes just right for even a pat down.