Chuck Palahniuk - Guts

While on his 2003 tour to promote his novel Diary, Palahniuk read to his audiences a short story titled "Guts", a tale of accidents involving masturbation, which appears in his book Haunted.
It was reported that to that point, 40 people had fainted while listening to the readings.
Playboy magazine would later publish the story in their March 2004 issue; Palahniuk offered to let them publish another story along with it, but the publishers found the second work too disturbing.
On his tour to promote Stranger Than Fiction: True Stories in the summer of 2004, he read the story to audiences again, bringing the total number of fainters up to 53, and later up to 60, while on tour to promote the softcover edition of Diary.
In the fall of that year, he began promoting "Haunted", and continued to read "Guts". At his October 4, 2004 reading in Boulder, Colorado, Palahniuk noted that, after that day, his number of fainters was up to 68. The last fainting occurred on May 28, 2007, in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada, where 5 people fainted, one of which occurred when a man was trying to leave the auditorium, which resulted in him falling and hitting his head on the door.
Palahniuk is apparently not bothered by these incidents, which have not stopped fans from reading "Guts" or his other works. Audio recordings of his readings of the story have since circulated on the Internet.
In the afterword of the latest edition of "Haunted", Palahniuk reports that "Guts" is now responsible for 73 faintings.

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[greenluxi]

breathless, pun intended. 

[tonystark106422]

This made my sister faint. Swear to God. Hysterical and wrong; loved it. Wonderfully written, wonderfully delivered.

[bathinthefountain]

oh fuck.

[Anon6655321]

I ate some crisps while listening to this, the interent has truly desensitised me.

[XxWhIpLaSh18xX]

@Schochr05 Thats actually a really interesting theory. Never thought of it myself but now that you mention it, it could make sense.

[rbishop3886isme]

I laughed til I almost passed out XD I have the book haunted so I've also read this instead of just listening

[h0neybunn69]

headrush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frazzledazzle89]

@uploaded113redone i was just watching that episode of South Park and this video was the first thing that came to mind.

[DaKurlzz08]

Cool story bro.

[SSJ4Yujiro]

I just like to think of Edward Norton's voice as The Namless Narrator when I read this.

[kainenarmstrong]

@darthkyle1 Chuck Palahniuk is genius, not everything a great writer writes must be genius, there is fucked up and good, but not genius in my opinion.

[uploaded113redone]

haha i dont even have the attention span to listen to this im just reading comments