Dara O'Briain - Catholicism

Dara O'Briain on Catholicism

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[13Bee1]

oh here we fucking go a video could merely mention the word "God" and a whole fucking religious war breaks out in the comments section. >.>

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

@revan1532

Simple solution to that problem, if you're male next time you're going to mass wear a purple dress with a gay pride badge and when the priest goes to give you communion kiss him. If you're female, dress in a pull away track suit and when the congregation begins the Lord's Prayer pull off the track suit and start pole dancing on the nearest crucifix you can reach, if you cannot reach the cross a priest will do in a pinch.

Either way you will not have to attend mass anymore.

[beex85]

@EAroste i didnt say you should. i meant that it's not always the atheists who start the fights. that's what you said. i said that it's mostly the religious people who send everyone to hell who criticises religion.

[beex85]

@moctuzuma i've been raised catholic myself, just that i'm not really religious, but I've got an insight in catholicism. if all catholics thought this way, it would be a good start, then they will just have to act this way, too. and there is the problem. not only catholics, but all christians or moslems and everyone else, too! why do you think did catholics invent the inquisition and the crusades in the middle ages? coz they were liberal? yeah right!

[EAroste]

@moctuzuma as said earlier, i'm an atheist, but i don't see the reason provoking and telling religous people their wrong

[moctuzuma]

@EAroste Not all of them but alot of them do. I once had someone go on at me for a good 20 minutes about how jesus never existed. I asked him why he thought this, his reason was "I don't believe one person can simply get loads of others to follow him by saying follow me"

After a few seconds of thought i simply said "Gandhi"

So mate if any atheists want to provoke you, just remember, theres always at least one easy way to shut them up so you can carry on with what you were doing.

[moctuzuma]

@beex85 Actually, whilst catholics do believe their religion is the one true religion (no religion would exist if it believed itself to be false) they, on the other hand, believe that all other religions have partial truths, Also catholics don't believe that you have to be catholic or even religious to get into heaven. Only that you have to live a good life. So next time you want to leave a comment along those lines, check your facts so you actually know what your talking about.

[moctuzuma]

@z3r0t0l3r4ns But depending on who else is attending the mass, your organs don't have to stay in your body anymore.

[haz464]

Heaven is for people who are afraid of the dark.

[yellowcougar18]

Used to be a site called Countmeout that would allow one to opt out of the church. That site has since shut down due to some changes on Canon law.

Not that would make a difference.

[MarekUtd]

The last part, funny cause it's true.