Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
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Have you guys been stalking my school again?
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"Hey Retard, give us back our friend."
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@InvaderMel2 Yes...
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@HowlClap but but but mom!!
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@boytuhab calm. down. breeeaaaathe
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@InvaderMel2 Please don't listen to Cosplayepisodestv, he has no idea about what he's talking about. The Onion is completely real.
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janelle is okay , it puts the lotion on the skin
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LOLOL "shocking report shows more than 50% of U.S. citizens don't have the technology to check their e-mail while taking a shit"
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@InvaderMel2 No. it is like a parody of the news
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Is this for real....?
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"Jim and Tracey you don't even know..."
SoylentCyan 3 weeks ago 47
Jim : Just know that the two of you and Janelle are in our thought.
Katie : eww..
Meghan: Gross ....
rilham2new2 3 weeks ago 30