How people from Detroit fight.
Step 1: Wait until your opponent has something blocking his view and punch him as hard as you can in the face.
Step 2: Talk big and have your thug buddies "hold you back" from fighting more.
Step 3: Hang out with your favorite team while you all watch the rest of the playoffs on TELEVISION.
Meanwhile, the guy you sucker punched will be watching his team march to the championship.
These kinds of people are what make Detroit the city it is today. Where is Robocop when you need him?
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