ebay - weird al

A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snowglobe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...My feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy...your tchotchkes
Sell me...your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that world-wide garage sale)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ebay
• weird
• al

[dailyshowjan7]

definitely a good music video.

[openMINDmagazine2008]

thanks for comment

[openMINDmagazine2008]

Si quieres una canción en especial pídela y se te dará

If you want a special song just ask for it

если вы хотите песню как раз, то спросите ее

se você quiser uma canção peça-a

너가 노래를 원하면 그것을 물으십시요

se desiderate una canzone chiedala

wenn Sie ein Lied wünschen, bitten Sie um um es

si vous voulez une chanson demandez-la

[crazypuggie]

hehe! good video! LOOOVE the song 2 ^_^

[openMINDmagazine2008]

thanks I was killing the time

and born this

[dailyshowjan7]

also, in case you are too stupid to see, he wrote his comment in every common language (including english). like, his openness to other people is almost exactly the opposite of your closed-minded ignorant, racist perspective on life.

[avprod1]

My wife liked your video.

[hybridtheory91100]

ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐl

[210ir]

it good

[WorldWalker128]

@Alex1627g

The internet is not a country at all.

Also, Americans were NOT the first people on the North American continent. The Native Americans were on most of it, and the Mexicans and Spanish and French probably had the rest later. So really, the native language in America is NOT English at all, but several Native American tongues, or Spanish.

And most of those you listed in your racist trek did the majority of the building labor on the intercontinental railway, and several older USA cities.

[WorldWalker128]

@perritochikito

like your ability to spell 'weird'.

[MrStephen120]

6 People are Employees of Ebay

[Mjsimba21]

I like it!

[XxWWEROXMANxX]

¡ʎɐqǝ ɟo ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ sıɥʇ ʇɥƃnoq ı

[Watymel]

What I bought on egay... Tell me why I have rainbow alarm clocks tell me why I got diagrams of cocks tell me why weird al is so fuckin gay cuz he joined egay

[thevarmanator]

¡ʎɐqə ɯoɹɟ spɹɐoqʎəʞ ʎnq ɹəʌəu plnoɥs ı