Rugged Robin is gunning for Clarkson

The Reliant Robin..... a handsome little car, much loved by the thrifty working man, and the young driver just starting out.

Sadly, being small of stature, light of weight, and a little short in the wheel department, they have of late, become the butt of ridicule and bullying, particularly by one Jeremy Clarkson, a public school buffoon who really should know better, the blighter.

This has so annoyed one plucky little Robin that he is itching to punch that Clarksons lights out.

So we called in a favour and sent him to Hereford for training and ruggedizeation, where he soon learned to do proper fighting and secret covert stuff.

During this time a remarkable transformation took place, he met a lot of tough fighting machines, and he wanted to be gallant and brave, just like his new chums

Rugged Robin is now a lean mean fighting machine, and has already carried out covert ops with the SAS, SBS, and the navy SEALS, he is now ready to take on comers!

He has a high road speed, amazing off road and amphibious capability, and as he is air portable by Microlite, there is now no place for Clarkson to hide.

So Jeremy Clarkson, be afraid, be very afraid, hell hath no fury like a Robin scorned!

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[125GeV]

whats with the gasmask? yeaaa....I guess I'd be too embarrassed to show my face in that thing too....

[gritineye]

Maybe it's the Anti-Stig.....

[str8lolly]

Must cost a fortune in king pins though. lol

[gritineye]

Yep King pin staring to rattle nicely, as are the ball joints :-)

[ptonpc]

Does anyone find it disturbing, how well this thing works? ;-)

[maveric2170]

Not very useful since Humvee is far more better and faster than the three wheeled one. If you would use this commercially, it would be kinda slow. If you used the normal reliant robin, you would flip out like Clarkson said. Kudos to you for trying to make it useful.

[FTP2866]

Why don't these saddos who build or own ex military vehicles join the army so they can drive proper ones?

[SirSnivyofNottingham]

I bet Jeremy would immediately try to flip it...and fail at it.

[Ferby Tovialmo]

Jeremy Clarksons is still got a better Reliant Robin than this...

[ItsPolyTV]

I thought the description read, "Now ready to tank on corners" and I said, "Noooooo..."

[LibertyForever100]

I need that thing. I want that thing. I must have that thing.

[peepeevagi]

Oh look Mister Bean couldn't flip a robin this episode. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻