Getting to Know Her

There is a battle that rages in all men, between the cordial fellow attempting conversation and the wounded, jealous cad expecting athletic sex in the near-future. Woe unto the red and white Battleship (TM) pieces that are caught in such a crossfire of the soul.

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Comedy

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[demon515]

The two words every single guy hate to hear from a girl he's talking to,"my boyfriend."

[Testicalish]

Just happened to me an hour ago... so fucking pissed, fucking hate this shit, never fails

[FreddoX1]

I know that feel.. That horrible, horrible feel.

Espescially when you're alone and when you finally meet a girl and you contact they hit you with that line like a fucking nuclear holocaust.

[Pikachunojutsu]

I love the arching motion of all the pins

[ShanicuaTV]

@1urbanstyle You do care by replying. :D

[1urbanstyle]

@MultiSocoro i don't fucking care

[BottomlessBullshit]

@fskfhg :3

[fskfhg]

@BottomlessBullshit ah That one was funnier :3

[jonathan1994ish1]

@Pretsal You're a wise and brilliant man

[Pretsal]

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

[ChrisTeilor]

Still better love story than Twilight!

[kiopho28]

@demon515 Unless the guy is gay. In that case he wouldn't give a flying fuck.