Why I Love Shoplifting from Big Corporations

http://submedia.tv
Stealing has never been so much fun!
Inspired by the writings of CrimethInc and starring Anessa Ramsey and Sam's Club

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• submedia
• anessa
• ramsey
• crimethinc
• shoplifting
• stealing
• anarchy

[baggytheo]

So other people offering goods and services for voluntary trade, that they have worked to produce or procure, and wanting something in return for them, is "forcing you into an exchange" in a "relationship based on violence". And going into their place of business to defraud them about your intention to trade with them and then physically remove their property from them, rather than peacefully and honestly negotiating for the exchange of resources, is a virtuous act of liberation and empowerment.

[RuddODragonFear]

The reversal of fundamental ethics in the video (fraud is virtuous, honest exchange is violence) is so patent, I really don't think it needs to be pointed out by anyone else.

[starrychloe]

You never 'hurt' a corporation by stealing from them. They merely raise the prices for everyone else. It's factored into the 'cost of business', termed 'shrinkage' in retail. You are effectively stealing a penny from the pockets of every customer that walks into the store. This is why economics should be a mandatory subject.

[XmanVon]

I cant tell if Im in that part in youtube again...

[DeterminedGoat]

There's no such as thing as stealing from a corporation, the concept of ownership requires a sentient entity who could claim ownership, corporations are not people, they are not sentient, and the goods said to be owned by a corporation are in reality owned by no one.

[RedBlackStar1936]

In a normal world this stuff would be free if you have worked, due to redistribution of goods... and the hunger would be stopped not only in africa and asia but in our countries too. Now you have to work, then everyone in the system steals from you. In a normal world people wouldn't work for money but for community they live in and then the products they produced would be redistributed between them... In the normal world we have to fight for... No masters, No gods, No borders, Social Revolution!

[MegaKingAsshole]

Flagged this video for promoting criminal activity.

HURR DURR I'M FIGHTIN' DA POWAH HURRRRRRR

Fuck all of you who support this bullshit.

[DoctorCapitalist]

"WHOO YEARH DOWN WITH THE CORPORATIONS MAN!!! *downs bottle of buckfast*

*someone steals your television*

WAHHHH SAVE ME POLICE

[Dermit15]

@KiloSierraAlpha Yup.

[KiloSierraAlpha]

@Dermit15 you're a faggot.

[Dermit15]

Of course the transgender is using a Mac.

[baggytheo]

The stores owners are a "faceless, inhuman entity with no concern for [his] welfare", because they don't just voluntarily lavish him with free stuff that considerable resources went into producing. But he proudly advocates that one should "take what [one] needs without giving anything up". So for the "corporation", wanting even just reciprocity in the exchange of resources is abhorrent, but for him, taking whatever he wants from them through force and/or fraud... perfectly fine--virtuous, even.