Nick Saban Likes Butt

When interviewed during halftime, Nick Saban says an expletive, and awkwardly mentions that he likes butt.

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[crimsonpride08]

he's my team's football coach, not my lord and savior. when he dies on a cross and comes back from the grave, then we'll talk.

[OneEyedParrot]

I don't think it would be a good idea to crucify Nick Saban. He would most likely punish us with his Almighty Hand of Holy Smite.

[OneEyedParrot]

Now, now, we all know this just isn't true! Saban very clearly indicates this. Meow, I'm not saying this is a bad thing. Let's not all get so touchy about this; I would never doubt our Lord and Savior. I am just doing him justice, so that any time I hear someone say "Saban is gay," I can show them this video and say... "maybe." It is a question for the ages. I know Saban is a very smart man, even an infinitely smart man! So, perhaps this too tantalizing a teaser for my tender mind to tackle.

[OneEyedParrot]

No. You're just wrong.

[OneEyedParrot]

Look, now, I'm not saying liking butt is a bad thing! I mean tons of people like butt. Hell, even /I/, the goddamned best person who has ever lived, like butt. I'm not saying anything about Saban's sexuality for he did not specify which gender of butt that he prefers. However, I am merely a documentator, to prove that this dear coach does, in fact, like butt.

[OneEyedParrot]

This is irrefutable evidence. I'm pretty sure Nick Saban likes butt. I mean, would we really want him as our Lord and Savior if he didn't like butt? The answer is no....

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well I might as well just say it.

Dumbass.

[jtoddvm]

The last probation was over albert means. A booster paid a high school coach to steer a player to alabama. The player never steped foot on the field.

[soup1322]

An Alabama booster paid a guy to come to Alabama about 10-15 years ago.

[itsadoozie81]

It was the textbook scandal. They were giving players as many textbooks as they wanted. Sounds minor but some of those players were basically opening their own bookstores. Anyone who's been to college knows how much textbooks cost. I guess they'd rather their players sell textbooks then cocaine(Jimmy Johns). rawl tahd boy! yeehaw

[itsadoozie81]

You're grammar and spelling is like that of a TuscaLoser. No colleges don't buy players, they just give them unlimited textbooks so they can sell them and get paid. Oh wait, that's just UA.

[blooberflat22]

everybody recruits illegally, like theres no way usc doesnt recruit illegally, and i had a friend who went to tennessee and she said that all the football players drove brand new cars and none of em worked that she knew of, so i mean its just a little bit obvious

[voltilldeath]

but if I remember well Alabama's last probation was for something like purchasing players

[Discokid715]

You're an IDIOT. No one can purchace players in the NCAA. You just sound like a Douche Bag when you say that, or a Auburn moron.

[voltilldeath]

bama does well purchasing their players!

[thebleedingjeans]

come on now, you know nick saben says "aight" like every other word. Definitely did not say "I like". Still funny as hell though.

[CrimsonStealth92]

The only reason you are saying this is because you have Les and we have Saban. Everyone knows that you guys still can't get over the fact that he came to Alabama and not your dearly beloved Tigers.

If he wanted money he would have stayed in the NFL because he was still getting paid millions more there than he is at Alabama.

Do us all a favor and try to like Les Miles or fire the guy.

Good luck this season,

~ CrimsonStealth92