Big Oilmance (Original) - BP Oil Spill Parody

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Lyrics written and performed by Jamie


Download the song at - http://somacow.com/somacow-special-oi... or directly here http://somacow.com/podcast/Bee-Pee.mp3

Link to CNN story that included the song (holy moly!): http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/... - if this doesn't work, you can cnn search for Bashing BP story by Jeanne Moos.

The Logo was made by Alex - here is a link to his art!! You rock Alex!!! http://max-doom.deviantart.com/

Support BPGlobalPR - He has donated $10,000 to the disaster clean-up from t-shirt sales. Visit him here: http://www.streetgiant.bigcartel.com/

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jamielynnodell

I have no rights to the song (originally created by Lady Gaga)


Lyrics:

Oil Oillll.......
Your caught in big Oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance

BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.

Lala we can't hear
We got fingers in our ears
Close our eyes, dissappear
This is an oilmance

We want your money
You make us so rich
Get on your knees
Cause you are our bitch
We are BP....
Oil Oil Oil Oil......
We are BP......

We drilled and drilled
And nobody cared.
Until we spilled
Now you are all scared.
Its not that bad
OIl Oil Oil
maybe a tad

You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
You need my oil. Bad. Bad.

We take your money
Then kill all your plants
Fish and Birds, all an oily mess
No more spring break
no more fishing trips
Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
We tried to stop it
We told a few lies
There is no ending
So don't be surprised
The gulf is oil...
oil. oil. oil.
Engulfed in oil.

Boycott my stations
Tweet all your friends
Ill make a billion
Before this song ends
We are BP
Sneaky Sneaky ky ky

You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
(cause we own this bitch, baby!)
You need my oil Bad. Bad.

Dust off your bikes,
your old ten-speed
bike to work and you will see.
You'll sweat your ass off
and look like a dork.
And quickly, come back to me.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.

Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby

We've tried a lot
We are trying real hard.
Give us your hair
And we'll clean it right up.

Built a big box
That did nothing at all
Our arms are tired
Stuffin tires and balls

Why can't we be friends.
Why can't we be friends.
We have an oilmance - A BP Oilmance

Build some turbines,
and Harness the Sun
this disaster cannot be undone.
I'll kill the planet
before you kill me
This is not the last you've seen of me.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance

BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.

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11 people lost their lives during the tragic events on April 20th aboard the Deepwater Horizon oil rig.

RIP

Jason Anderson
Aaron Dale Burkeen
Donald Clark
Stephen Curtis
Roy Wyatt Kemp
Karl Kleppinger
Gordon Jones (M-I SWACO)
Blair Manuel (M-I SWACO)
Dewey Revette
Shane Roshto
Adam Weise

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If you can help, please put your name down to volunteer for the clean-up efforts/preparation in the Gulf. Here are some websites with information:

Volunteer Louisiana - http://www.volunteerlouisiana.gov/
Mississippi Commission for Volunteer Service - http://www.mcvs.org
Volunteer Florida - http://www.volunteerflorida.org/
211 Connects Alabama - http://211connectsalabama.org

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I didn't make this because I think this tragedy is funny. It is not funny. However, shedding light on the most devastating environmental disaster in our history, is my way of coping with the little impact that I as one person will have during this time.

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