Plane Crash Airbus 340-600 Toulouse (from erroneous Email) ~----------

false E-mail stated: Airbus $200,000,000. TITANIC? This new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse , France without a single hour of airtime.

Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi .. The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.

Then they took all Four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having Read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 Really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had All 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)

Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.

The computers automatically released all the Brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new Aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.

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[AIRBUSMAN1978]

Figures, these dumb dune coons can only crash airplanes anyways.

[MysterEy1]

@AIRBUSMAN1978 Sure sounds racist anyways.

[hod05]

snakes on that plane

[MysterEy1]

@hod05 good or bad movie?

[Handiman544]

What a total waste of money. It's all about the profits folks. You fly at your own risk once they get the money.

[MysterEy1]

@Handiman544 sure enough. I'd rather drive or walk.

[harisminfaris]

@adverbadjective:

Your world is easy and nice as a american nationalist, right?

[WesThorburn]

Nothing a little duct tape couldn't fix

[qmp5]

@MysterEy1 i found it to be pretty decent :p snakes were hella scary tho :p

[MysterEyI]

ouch!

[Milesco]

@WesThorburn That'll buff right out. :-)