College Humor - Pokemon: Gotta Buy 'Em All

Becoming a Pokemaster takes time, patience, and lots of money. Mostly money.
Video From College Humor, Pokemon Parody

Lyrics:

So you want to be the very best
Heres what you gotta do
150 poke'mon to get
Plus some accessories too
So you bought the first 54
You still dont have enough
Everyone has bulbasaur but you
have wigglytuff

(Pokemon, gotta buy 'em all)
Keep trying and see
If you've got all 150
(Pokemon!)
Well, there's more adventure in store
We just added 200 more
(Made 'em up, wasn't hard at all)
Natu and Xatu!
Just Some Bug Thats blue
Can't be the best without Chinchou
(Pokemon, gotta buy 'em all,
Seriously, buy them all)


So it looks like you're getting close
We didn't think you'd get this far
(Wow!) You even got Ampharos
Getting that one was f**king hard.

And there's more to come in this universe
But your wallet's short on funds
Take a quest into mom's purse
Were pretty sure that she has some


(Steal from Mom, she won't mind at all)
You need it to finish
Cuz we've just gotten 140-ish
(We're not sure)
Or a credit card works fine
You can apply for one online
(We don't care, just charge 'em all)
There's more on the way
We s*** em out every damn day
To be the best you have to Buy
(Pokemon, gotta buy 'em all
We want boats: Real Big boats)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• patience

[The010Scotty]

Now there's over 650 O_o

IM GUNNA GO STEAL FROM MUM XD

SHE WON'T MIND AT ALL XD

[2panda90]

was there a chicken leg in there?! lol XD

[justinode]

I'm worried cause that song was pretty accurate on my life

[ForsakenHonor76]

Ash fell for their scam! No surprise there. I wonder how high is bill will be by the end of the month

[theataripunk]

So, they are ripping people off on Pokemon just so they can get boats?

[The010Scotty]

@Lightsuiyo Any Pokemon Fan knows there is really 650 + maybe 1000+ seeing as there a new Pokemon Discovered every Generation.

You Fail! :D

[Lightsuiyo]

@The010Scotty fail. there is 649

[Ch902127]

Dot steal from mommy

[SupercjMr1]

pokemon it´s over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

[AwesomeOwlsRock]

pause at 01:22 CONSUME

[Silverwolfgrl]

O.e oops...

[drkinferno72]

i said fuck it after the 360 and used a gameshark instead