Max Payne Live Action Movie Trailer (Fake)

A FAKE trailer (as if you couldn't tell)
Clive Owen isn't my first choice for Max, but the things he does in Shoot Em Up seemed very Maxish to me.
Hurry up movie guys. You promised us a real Max movie in 2006!

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[konanuuu]

what is this movie really??

[bloodrunsclear]

It's several I edited together, along with dialogue from the game: Live Free Die Hard, Macbeth, Shoot Em' Up, Miami Vice, and 30 Days of Night.

[codename36]

Too bad the movie sucked balls!

[bloodrunsclear]

I agree! :(

I wanted this movie to be great. I would even have made allowances for how bad an actor Marky Mark is, but there was NO story, NO bullet time, and it was boring! Just sad >:(

[v4lkyr]

OMG thats 100000 times better than the Marky Mark Whalberg Crap !! I wished the upcoming film would look like this...

[bloodrunsclear]

I'm not trying to be arrogant, I'm annoyed that the filmmakers making Max Payne didn't care enough about the games to make an accurate movie.

[Twitchmonkey]

I just saw the actual Max Payne and I thought it was slow. Sure, it got the atmosphere right and it had a few good sequences, but there wasn't enough going on to hide it's often times laughable dialogue. I'd say that overall it was sort of boring and unable to live up to this franchise's true potential.

[Mr0Buggy]

Still way better than the actual movie.

[v00d00child187]

i still cant believe they didnt took clive owen as max payne..when i first saw him in sin city I thought "heyy,thats guy they modeled max payne (MP2) after"..then shot em up came out.. i rly believed it was that guy..but then..finally they do a MP movie based on a game thats based on film-noir scenarios and action movies..and they fuckin cast mark "2expressions" whalberg..and delete all the nice bullet-tme sequences... how could they screw this up..

[MrSeption]

Where's MONA?

Where's MP's BULLET-TIME?

Anyway, +1.

PS: Bank Gothic font, true?

[ps3gamer181]

This fake trailer is better than the one Hollywood made, hands down!

[farhaankhan09]

@konanuuu

No

[JokerFan1138]

(sighs) if only this were the real max payne insted of the train wreck we got insted.

[StalkerAndrew]

This trailer better then film!

[Man5i]

C´mon guys Michael Mann for Max Payne?

I think Alex Proyas would be the right man for this.

[XDarkF3arX]

I liked the movie I thought it was decent, but it was very boring, but I also played the game and really didn't care much for that either. Idk I just thought that the game actually didn't have much storyline compared to the movie, and the movie had more twists and stuff, the game just seemed to cheesy and unrealistic. Plus whats up with his smile? The whole game he has a gay ass smirk. Anyway nice vid it would have been better movie if they followed the game more with story, I guess

[XDarkF3arX]

Nahh he can't be no matter what movie he might have a bad scene in it doesn't make it a bad scene, with bad acting, because it's mark wahlberg man.

Say hello to your motha for me.