Alestorm - Keelhauled

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"Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho!"
Song: Keelhauled
Artist: Alestorm
Album: Black Sails At Midnight
---Lyrics---

My friends I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire
There lurks a traitor in our midsts
Who hath invoked the captain's ire
He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun
But I am not an evil man
So first let's have a little fun

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip

CHORUS
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho

I will not say what he has done
His sins are far too grave to tell
It's not my place to judge a man
But for them he will burn in hell
The sharks will dine upon his flesh
And Davy Jones will have his soul
Take his money and his hat
He won't need them where he's gonna go

But first lets tie him to a rope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip

CHORUS
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho

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• Alestorm
• Keelhauled
• Black
• Sails
• At
• Midnight
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• metal
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[Melvarrius]

@99Nightmares

Keelhaul that filthy disliker!

[Dragonastra]

YO HO HO. :D Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.

[HeavyMetal420X]

im back again, with MORE RUM this time! :D

[TheCelticValhalla]

make that disliker walk the plank with a bottle rum and a yo ho ho

[ST3VOSPEAR]

Tis A Pirate's Life For Me :D

[HeavyMetal420X]

Thumbs up if your listening to this drinking Rum! (or Ale!)

[deathbat4l1fe]

@Dragonastra i concur. but that in no way diminishes how cool ninjas are

[Zelinator1]

My penis grew 20% bigger during this song! Additionally the hairs on my chest did also!

[JosapahRay]

@Eagleye735495 Yes I concure to that. But first we need some booty for a ship if we are to begin this great deed.

[Eagleye735495]

@JosapahRay

Hello, I'm an orange. It is known that my family spared many a pirate captains the dreaded disease, scurvy, by sacrificing ourselves to their health.

I say you and I begin the ol' European pirating ways once again. We'll drive the Somalian wannabes away and strike up the black sails once again. Of course, I'd rather like to continue living unlike my ancestors. I propose you take up the captains chair and I rank as your first mate.

Sincerely,

William the Orange

[JosapahRay]

Found out a while ago by looking into my family line, I found out I am related to a pirate captain, boss. How many of you can say your a decendant of a kickass pirate? :3

[OneForSeeed]

@yandroskhaos You are a pirate , you stole this comment xD