iPhone 4S with 'SIMI' voice control

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Mr Brown's version of SIRI control! Funny guy ^^

Subtitle-
Mrbrown shows~
Hi, welcome to the mrbrown show, I'm mrbrown, I'm Sam, and this is Mark.

Mark: Hey, are you guys excited for the new iPhone 4S?
Sam: Well, I was kinda hoping for an iPhone 5.
mrbrown: Ok laa.. that.. the voice control.. personal assistant thing quite cool, what..

Music played..

Good news, the Singapore edition Apple iPhone 4..SG, now ships with your friendly voice control assistant called SIMI.
SIMI can send and receive messages by voice.

User: SIMI, read me my messages.
SIMI: Ha?
User: SIMI, read me my messages...
SIMI: Ha?
User: Got sms or not?!
SIMI: Say so laa.. message one - Lap Cheong says he can't meet you for dinner.
User: SIMI, reply Lap Cheong, I am disappointed you cannot make it.
SIMI: Replying Lap Cheong with sms message, "Walao weh, why you fly my aeroplane?

... SIMI can tell you about the weather and traffic conditions.
User: SIMI, what is the traffic like on the CTE?
SIMI: Wait ah, checking.... Sibehh sialaan ah, the CTE jam from Ang Mo Kio to Orchard Road, you still want to drive ah? take MRT la!
User: SIMI, I still want to drive. What is the ERP charges now?
SIMI: Waahsei! 2 Dollar to drive from Ang Mo Kio to Bradell, 2 Dollar from Bradell to city, then CPD still got 2 Dollar charge, government suck your money leeei! Don't vote for them the next time laa..

User: SIMI, what is the weather now in Singapore?
SIMI: Hot laa, if not hot then raining laa, your house no window cannot see outside ah? Singapore's weather got sun or rain, you need to ask me this kind of question meh?

... Ask SIMI anything, and he will find the answer for you.

User: SIMI, what is the population of Singapore?
SIMI: Wait ah, checking.. you want with or without foreigner?
User: SIMI, total population please..
SIMI: Wait ah, I check! Now! Singapore is 5.18million people, so crowded man! I'm glad I am a phone. How can you all tahan live in this kind crowded place? some more got so many Bangla and PRC come and take your job and make your MRT so crowded. Migrate better laa!

User: SIMI, what is the price of a resale 5 room flat in Bishan now?
SIMI: No neeed to check laa, you cannot afford one, COB more than 50 thousand dollar, you sell 'backside' also cannot afford one.

Now, you can control your music collection with SIMI.

User: SIMI, play Katy Perry's Firework song.
SIMI: Wait, checking... You never transfer the song into your iPhone la.. nevermind, I sing it for you..

User: SIMI, no! wait!

SIMI: Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting start again...

User: SIMI, Stop! Stop singing!

SIMI: Hah?! You don't like ah? Kay, nevermind. I sing another song for you.
What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no mooreee! "rolling" My favorite part! deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng...~~~

...SIMI, is like your personal butler. Tell him what to do with gesture voice.

User: SIMI, reserve a table for two at 'Coditale' restaurant, please.
SIMI: Wait ah, reserving now. .... .... Eh.. hot date ah? That ah beng you met at Zouk last week is it?

User: SIMI, we are just friends. It's just a casual date.

SIMI: Don't bluff laa, just friends will go to Newton Hawker Centre one, where got go this kind of atas place?

User: SIMIII, just book the restaurant, I'm perfectly capable of managing my own love life.

SIMI: Please laaa, you haven't had a date in six months, whaat love life? I manage your calendar one ahhh... Actually.... that Allen in your office quite nice guy what, wait! I CSI his Facebook for you to see!

So! get your iPhone 4S.G, now with SIMI, your humble personal assistant.

"Outro music"

Sam: SIMI, do the outro.
SIMI: The mrbrown show is a podcast from mrbrown.com, actually I tell her Allen is a good guy, you should date him, he is a very nice boy, he live with his mother, he got 5 hamsters, he works out, he only one girlfriend in his whole life..

End.

Official link from http://www.mrbrown.com/blog/2011/10/the-mrbrown-show-simi.html

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mrbrownshows
• simi
• siri
• iphone 4s
• iphone 4
• mrbrown
• comedy
• singapore
• apple
• iphone 4sg

[yangzai2]

^^



[abc10thousands]

now singapore is 5.18 million people,so crowded man!im glad im a phone

EPIC ANSWER!!

[itsgoodforyourcolons]

I can listen to this a million times and still crack up laughing XD

[celerystik101]

LOL :D Thumbs up for Singapore!

[tessarachel2]

Thumbs up if you can understand fully :P

[tessarachel2]

@TheAminatingPro simi means what :)

[BatistaR0X]

congrats Mr Brown ! you're now officially on BBC ^^

[vallwl]

@AlvinWanCoke it says 'gahment suck ur money' as in the government is charging ridiculous tax (eat ur money >.<)

[smailig1]

Funny!

[TheAnimatingPro]

@MYLESLINEHAN Simi is a hokkien word which means What?

[crazygal1344]

i wish I had simi

[MYLESLINEHAN]

It's Siri