WWMGD? - Song by Springbo

This is one of those songs that you're not going to understand if you only watch crappy movies, so The Notebook fans can go blow each other and complain about there being no good men in the world. Here's the gist of what I said:

Do you not love me?
Do you not think that I'm the one
Who'll keep you safe
When the oil goes away
Just like in Mad Max
When Mel Gibson finds that weird society
And drives their semi and saves the day

WWMGD sounds like a great philosophy to me
Can't you see
When you can't solve a problem civilly
Just lift up your kilt and one two three
You're free

You think that I'm joking
But if we analyze a scene or two from signs
You might start to see I'm right
There was a spaceship
And some aliens were gonna eat their brains
But then he stabbed them with the knife
Because of his actions
He bought his family some precious time
To reminisce about his wife
Which led him to beat them
Vicariously through Merrill with a bat
And then that water made them die

WWMGD sounds like a great philosophy to me
Can't you see
IF you can't solve a problem physically
Then whip out your brain and 1 2 3
You're free

He's never gonna stop
Until he makes you die
Never gonna stop
Until his son's alright
Never gonna stop
Until he's free

Link to the album - http://soundcloud.com/springbo/sets/songsforgrandma

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[cojocoolio]

WWMGD? hmm Why Would Men Get Diabetes?

[bigntall08]

@cojocoolio Let's be honest, real men shouldn't get diabetes. I eat snickers sundaes every monday. And on Sunday I drink paint.

[TheBornEye]

Pop up books?

:)

[bigntall08]

@TheBornEye Not yet sadly :( but I will have a CD at the end of May next year! And since you're my #1/only fan I kind of want to get it to you.

[TheBornEye]

@bigntall08 I want to purchase this. Will you be selling it on eBay or Amazon? :)

[bigntall08]

@TheBornEye I don't even know how all that stuff works, but I'll figure it out so you can play my songs really loud for your neighbors and piss them off! I might just go paperboy and ride a bike around neighborhoods and throw CD's into mailboxes while dodging dogs, tornadoes, etc.

[cojocoolio]

@bigntall08 bravo

[TheBornEye]

@bigntall08 ..dodging dogs, tornadoes, meteor showers... and the Police, of course. :)

[TheBornToBeBaDDD]

Me, too. :)

[kevinchung97]

@bigntall08 no im not that good at guitar