Trojan Hall Rap

Trojan Hall Rap

Lyrics: Alex Hamm and Max Wagner
Music: Freight Train

Yo wassup party people my name is Young Hwang
Im a big time playa—of video games
You can find me in my chair playin Mass Effect 2
Or out with the homies at Korean Barbeque
If you open my door you better open it slow
Cuz Im a busy busy man and you never know
I might be jack offing or in the Dragon Age arena
And if its the latter then youre gonna hear Shiba!

Blake Larsons the name, screenwritings the game
Keanu Reeves acting cause me physical pain
My jokes are dope and my hat is fresh
My moms banana bread is the fuckin best
I watch a lot of Entourage thats the truth
And How I Met Your Mother and Seinfeld too
I guess you could say that I like a good thrill
But all Ive got to say is how does this keep getting filled?

Chorus:
You be my Pika, Ill be your Zelda
You be my Sonic, Ill be your Dedede
You be my Kirby, Ill be your Green Mario
You be my DK, and Ill be your Evil Toon Link!

Ay wassup everybody, Art Hickman is here
I can draw you funny pictures, theres no need to fear
I move my arms in really interesting ways
But for the last frickin time I dont swing that way
I like to animate in my organized room
Id really like to go to Submarina soon
Cuz I havent eaten breakfast and a Baja sounds dope
Maybe when I get back Ill shout Cigs go home

Keep it quiet you kids, Dawan Robinsons back
My skills in Myth will give you a heart attack
If I see it on, Ill call dibs on Smashums
But if I lose Im gonna write up all you little bastards
Some people say Im like a ninja
Im quiet as a cat, Ill sneak up on ya
And when you turn around and get really scared
Youll shout out How long have you been standing there?

Chorus

Listen up, Richard Tomlinsons in the house
If the Bears are on, be quiet as a mouse
Im really into reading my Schwarzenegger book
Not so much for the words, just the pictures they took
I love to snowboard and watch movies like Sleepa
And its all good unless I lose at FIFA
Cuz I might go nuts and put you in contortions
And if I still feel mad Ill yell Shmishmortion!

Hey wassup dawg, my names Matt Felker
Built to Spill is the dopest band ever
You know where Im at, in the chemistry lab
Balancing equations or saying Damn, fuck that
Im a big supporter of the city of angels
And if I hear you say hella, then we got some problems
Cuz I dont take kindly to that NorCal bit
Dont you know who I am dawg, I run shit!

Chorus

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[TheOtherBluesBrother]

This Blake guy sounds awesome.

[ewing33nk]

LOL amazing MV guys

[thetomils]

hahahah this is great