The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants [lyrics]

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and Im on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what weve got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

Jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apologize, thats just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I

Jizz in my pants

Dont tell your friends or Ill say youre a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
Im very sensitive, some would say thats a plus

Now Ill go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check-out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me, thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I

Jizzed in my pants

Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now Im posed in an awkward stance because I

Jizzed in my pants

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like youre not impressed
One more thing, Im gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

Jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I

Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

Jizz in my pants

When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

Jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape and I

Jizzed in my pants

Jizzed in my pants

Ok seriously you guys can we ok

I jizz right in my pants every time youre next to me
And when were holding hands its like having sex with me
You say Im premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

Cuz I

Jizz in my pants

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants
Yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

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[5Nansen]

u forgot the lyrics...

[ladiesman217905]

@5Nansen there in the discription

[AkbirtsucksinAV]

__Like__ if your a girl listening to this!

[Chewveuz]

i like to listen this in my car

[102gab]

@BasherOfImbeciles Look at the dislike bar, now ur penis, SAME SIZE

[BasherOfImbeciles]

@102gab dumbass

[BriarMaeriSibyle]

My friend geeked out and started dancing when i had gotten this song on my mp3 player and let her listen to it the next morning. She loves just randomly saying the whole song in art.

[12LaDonna]

i love how jeydon wale is in the suggestions!!!

[0XxTrancyHivexX0]

am I the only one who though of making text to speech sing this?

Or do I just have to much time on my hands?

[mikethevegetable]

@5Nansen Epic fail.

[Wolfy2k10]

when people give me thumbs up to my comments i JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

[MsRainyy]

@souljaboy170 she did it on purpose .

[MTNDewTrailer234]

I jizz right in my pants every time youre next to me

And when were holding hands its like having sex with me

You say Im premature I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity