Hand Of The Almighty - John R. Butler

"Hand Of The Almighty," by John R. Butler. (WARNING: CONTAINS PROFANITY - If you're easily offended, you may want to find something else to watch.) This is from "The Best of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1" This song is also known by the title "God Will Fuck You Up"

Lyrics:

Oh sinner do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn round don't enter in
Lest the hand of the Almighty fall on you

He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
Yes God will fuck you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command
He'll fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
Don't you know he'll fuck you up
So you better do your praying while you can

Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt
That's the way he used to work back in those days

He fucked him up (he fucked him up)
He really fucked him up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can fuck you up (he'll fuck you up)
No shit he'll fuck you up
Just like he fucked the people up back then

I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense

God fucked him up (he fucked him up)
He went and fucked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins
He fucked him up (he fucked him up)
Fucked that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbyterian

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Blues
• Alternative
• God
• Butler
• Red
• Peters
• Tracy
• Nelson
• Cell
• Block
• Fuck

[thoughtplay]

This would be such an awesome karaoke song

[TasteOfGreen]

@chazlehmann He was a Christian-atheist? I better get the word out to all the self- loathing narcissists, heterosexual gay people and agliophobic masochists.

[nknbc]

@BMWLDRider  uhhh..... G-C-G-D

[MrDRIFTER1000]

@ImmoralFlame68785675 your cool in this atheist's book

[BMWLDRider]

Anyone know where I get the chords for this?

[ImmoralFlame68785675]

Even as a christian I must admit...This song is fucking awesome. :D

[FNGAries]

very kind.... no wonder god's people suffers like slaves. what a worthy oppressor, oppressors get killed you know :)

[frade001]

As an athiest (for lack of a more accurate term), I am anything but ashamed to say this song is awesome.

[Cathmoytura]

I just know there are some gospel groups who wished they could get away with playing this at churches. 

[yeshuahfullofit]

I know granny would have loved to hear this, when we had it played at her funeral. Grandpa liked it so much he almost had a stroke! All of my family and friends exclaimed that they had never heard such a song. It was truly a day blessed by the hand of the almighty. Ahh. (I heard granny toetapping inside the coffin) ; )

[obtel29]

@geiuy Oh good.... so your friends are just regular run of the mill dummies then.