Blow-Drying My Tongue and Eating a Cracker

Here, I blowdry my tongue until it feels like a foriegn object in my mouth...all while acting like a strange surfer character...

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btw, don't try this at home...

Woah, here's a link about a guy who found out how to simulate vision with the tongue:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_substitution

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[notdavidlynch]

Hahaha! Pigeon in mouth!!!

[Tedsuzan]

@notdavidlynch Maybe this is what is meant by down the 'hatch'! haha!

[arcticsquirrelmonkey]

1:48 = orgazm?

[Tedsuzan]

@arcticsquirrelmonkey Perhaps the opposite of one : /

[paintballgundown8]

i held my tounge out this entire vid to dry it out

[Tedsuzan]

@paintballgundown8 Thanks for your sympathetic attempt : )

[genericusername13]

Your voice makes me want to punch an infant.

[Tedsuzan]

"I don't need drugs; I am drugs" -Salvadore Dali

[cheese12368]

This was funny as shit.

[iWantCupcake]

This is the kind of video that you could show to the most depressed and suicidal person and they would smile.

[karleymariesince1997]

it feels like there's sandpaper attached to a pigeon in my mouth hilarious.

[JackCarver10]

Lol, what the fuck is this... I like it.

[dckid571]

he sounds like a buffone

[niketic]

you sound like steve-o!

[csroidshs]

@genericusername13

100 bucks says youve heard dane cook hahhaah

[toppy123456789123456]

OMG THIS NEEDS NEED TO BE ON =3 SO BAD

RWJ

[CiNtO92]

I thought I was watching gay 4play. Quite funny though! xD

[FaRtBoMb42]

Why did it feel like I was watching something from like the 1980's!!!!!?!?!? Was it his straight out of California accent, his some-what of a mullet hair do, or was it te face that at the end of the video, it looked like you was going hear a sqeedgy or a record scarthing and it was gingto go o Bob Saget introducing a clip of somethig more funnier than this!?!?!??! I'm not sure.