Handy Peel Infomercial

What they're selling:
A pair of rubberish gloves with tiny sharp claws on the palms for peeling stuff and/or pretending to be a mutant around the kids.

The hyperbole:
Knife chick, here, is not an enthusiastic food preparer. We know this because her scenes are in black and white, and because she would seemingly rather look anywhere but at the knife she is wielding and the 1-inch-thick slices of potato she is lopping off. When the inevitable happens (she cuts herself), she is exasperated with the whole concept of this 2-million-year-old technology.

It's hard to say which is the saddest exaggeration here. Is it where they weigh up all of the money you'll save by not throwing away that extra bit of potato clinging to the skin, which would probably add up to around $4 worth over the course of a lifetime?

Or, is it 30 seconds later when they boast "No Messy Clean Up" over a shot of a potato-encrusted glove held under a stream of water that makes absolutely no progress toward removing the clumps of skin from the orange bristles?

The reality:
It's always shown peeling a vegetable that's clearly been pre-peeled, and that arouses our suspicion. The carrot scene left us aroused in a different way.

Source: Cracked.com

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[dallaschick33]

Think about using this for jacking off! LMAO XD!

[richard99th]

buy a pair and one of those michael myers like beauty mask and run around flaying peoples skin off with the gloves.

[fyphfoko]

i like the skins

[uragouch123]

What happened to the peelings?



[xraidedlok]

@Spectator53 that looks so bomb

[xraidedlok]

@TheNightcrawler300 LOL

[xraidedlok]

i challenge you to a duel nigga

[koreytd]

press in order: 6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,3

[carnivalriot99]

wtf

this is so fake

who the hell would buy this

[TheNightcrawler300]

0:58-ouch. i don't even HAVE a penis, and i kinda felt that.

[TheNightcrawler300]

what if she used that to spank her kids.

[funnimoney]

umm isn't that why people made peeler