The Computer

In the distant future, decimated by nuclear apocalypse, the last remnants of humanity are kept alive thanks only to THE COMPUTER.

Inspired by the Paranoia RPG and the Fallout series. All images of the pipboy are copyright of their respective holders. All other material is original and copyright JD 2009. This video is not for commercial use.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Fallout
• Paranoia
• Computer
• Announcement
• Nuclear
• Apocalypse
• Funny
• Comedy
• Malfunction
• Parody
• cried wolf
• poisonous gas
• med bot
• parable
• wolf
• future
• wasteland
• mutant
• termination
• trust no one
• citizen
• the computer
• fable

[MrIcePho3nix]

"Last week, poisonous gas leaks in Sector F led to a 10% mortality rate per day of the citizens in Sector F. After 10 days, the casualty rate has dropped to zero.

The matter is now considered resolved."

[HappyWulf]

Makes me want to find a local group to play Paranoia with.

[PSchef81]

@SixWingZombi Of course the computer didn't make an error. The only possible explanation of this is of course that mean commie traitors have covertly installed some old reckoning rumours about a treasonous skill called "commiephysics". Of course I don't know any details, because they are not available at my security clearance, but I will immediately search for these traitors in the whole complex and bring them to justice...

[SixWingZombi]

@PSchef81 Do not question The Computer. The Computer does not make errors. Insinuating that The Computer is in error is treason and grounds for summary execution and erasure of your clone template.

[PSchef81]

*smartassmode on* Really sorry for playing the smartass here (I don't like those guys :) )- but if the mortality rate is 10% per day, then it takes about 7 weeks until the matter can be considered resolved. It's because the so called law of decay - it has to be calculated with an exponential function. *smartassmode off* But the video is cool...

[Harlequin619]

@KatanaGeldar AHAH! I have tricked one of them into speaking! You dare to call me a commie or mutant then you are wrong about me considering I'm Indigo. Second. You call me "Straitor" of which I have no idea what that is! Last but not least you are considered a Commie Mutant Traitor Scum for the fact that you'd stop me from serving Friend Computer. As well as I believe you are apart of the Romatics due to your traitorous username "katana". I've caught you red handed! XD

[KatanaGeldar]

@Gemini597 DIE COMMIE MUTANT STRAITOR SCUM!

[Gemini597]

Hey, didn't the computer just say to disable itself? In that last part with the errors. Meaning he is commanding them to disable him and therefore have the right to. XD

[smurfs0ppa]

Good work

[TheZenGato]

Not communism. true communism is ABOUT the people. This is facism.

[Gemini597]

Computer will be destroyed eventually. Merely a matter of time until it crumbles in on itself. Until then all hail.