Star Fox 64 Youtube Poop: The Anti-climatic Death of Fox

Now slightly more entertaining with closed captions turned on!

I used to love this video but now I think it's overrated. But at least it inspired people to make better Star Fox Poops.

Audio/Video used:

Star Fox 64/Lylat Wars
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
You Spin Me Round
Street Fighter cartoon
Dragon Ball Z
Star Fox Adventures
Diddy Kong Racing
Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Super Metroid
Bardock: Father of Goku

Script:

Message from General Pepper, priority one.
We need your oven, Star Fox! Andross has cake on Corneria! Our army alone can't bake! Hurry, Star Fox!
(Song)
Corneria, fourth planet of the system of the system of the system of the evil Pepper of the maniacal scientist, Fox McCloud, has again invaded the once thriving waste land of near extinction. General Pepper noticed strange activity coming from James McCloud. General Pepper sent Andross to investigate. Upon their arrival, Pigma betrayed Andross and James betrayed Peppy and the evil, maniacal, barren, deserted James' son Fox betrayed his fate and the team betrayed Pigma Dengar. General Pepper has turned to a new Star Fox team, headed by the evil, maniacal planet Venom, to save Corneria and free the Lylat System once again.
It's about time you showed up, Fox. You're the only hope for our world.
I'll do my best, Andross won't have his piece of cake with me.
Check your G-diffuser system.
Something's wrong with the G-diffuser.
This is Peppy. Do a barrel roll!
I could use some help here, Fox!
Slippy here. I'm a monkey!
Hey, Einstein, something's wrong with the G-diffuser!
I see em up ahead. Let's rock and roll!
Slippy, get back here!
Oh no!
Slippy, watch out. Bogey on your tail.
Oh no!
We're entering Corneria City now.
Oh no!
This is horrible!
This is delicious!
I'll take this one. Get the one behind me!
Something's wrong with the G-diffuser.
Use the boost to use the brake!
Aw man! I'm gonna have to pee!
This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
WHAT 9000?!
Gibberish
I ain't your buddy! Go away! You're gay!
Your car is monkey food if I don't leave!
What's wrong? Come a little closer! (x3)
I didn't expect to have to use THE BRAKES!
You're very lucky!
I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIIIIIT!
Ah! Someone wants to play!
Play time is over!
I've got a present for ya!
Who are you guys?!
We're Star Wolf!
You'll never defeat ANDRO RO ROSS!
(Song)
Don't party just yet!
It's time to try our new EEEEYAAAAAH!
Surprise attack coming from a box!
We're gonna break through that fleet!
Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
Andross has ordered us to take you to dinner.
Andross's enemy is Uncle Andross!
Daddy screamed REAEAEAL good before he died!
Let's take care of these guys first!
Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
Fox, take it easy.
Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
Do a barrel roll!
Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
Everybody, stay alert!
Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
You'll be seeing your dad soon, Fox!
Father?!
Shoot! He's right!
Time for a little paycheck!
Too bad Dad's not here to see ya FAIL!
You can't beat me! I've got a beautiful reward! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We'll make sure you never reach AHHHH!
You're good. But I...can't...lose!
Don't party just yet!
Not yet? The party's just begun!
There's rocky ROCKS dead ahead.
Don't do a barrel roll! Your ship can't take it!
I can't wait to see the secret toast!
Something's wrong. I don't see anything.
Something's not right here!
Something's wrong with the G-diffuser!
Oh no!
Fox, get this guy off me! (x2)
Move it, Fox!
What's takin' ya so long, Fox?!
Aww man! I almost got toast!
Shoot your balls!
YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! It's working!
Looks like you could use some help, Fox.
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
(Song)
These guys are crazy!
Dang! Deploy it now!
Enemy ahead. This one's different.
Something's up ahead. Looks different.
I've been waiting for you, Star Fox.
You know that I control Canada!
You know that I'm your father!
Father?! AHHHHH!
It's foolish to come against tin cans!
NOW you will feel true pain!
Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!
So, Andross, you show your true form!
If I go down, I'm taking those tin cans with me!
AHHHHHH!
Ahahaha! AHAHAHA! Oh my! This is stupendous! Wow! What a great show! Unbelievable! Look at that! AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Youtube
• Poop
• Star
• Fox
• 64
• StarFox
• starfox
• SF64
• Lylat
• Wars
• Wolf
• Falco
• Peppy
• Barrel
• Roll
• Brawl
• Smash
• toast
• Cpubot
• betray

[awesomnator]

This still makes me laugh after 3 years xD

[Artie93100]

Is... Is it possible to betray one's fate?

[trcsonic]

Too bad dad's not here to see ya FAIL!

[flango8]

OH NO!

[Sonicfan374]

How does a Star Fox Team get headed by the evil, maniacal, planet venom?

[makilimaster]

wtf?!?

[The2ndDeadMan]

Video:Pigma Dengar

Close Captions:big Mudane go

[Spikehead777]

7:25 - The single most awesome phrase ever invented by a Star Fox YouTube poop.

[Spikehead777]

@Dragonoid272 Alt-Tab.

[Dragonoid272]

What's Up With The Weird Box At 4:38 ?