Where Is My Goat?!?

Contest entry for Taryn Southern...also proof that I am awesome.

It was Christmas 2003
My mom and my dad and my brother and me
There were two gigantic presents under our tree
I didn't know what they were and I couldn't wait to see
My brother opened his present and what do you know
My parents went and got him a billy goat
I started unwrapping mine and what I saw I couldn't believe
All my parents got me was a stupid puppy

What is wrong with my parents are they smoking crack
I told them they should return their gift and get their money back
What's so great about a puppy tell me please
It can't even make milk or cheese
And it's too small to make a fur coat
So If I'm so special please tell me mom and dad where is my goat
P.S. Taryn you are really really really really hot

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[Hott4Hill]

I LOVE IT!!! So great. Video will be out soon!

[Mrgoodbar237]

@Hott4Hill I'm glad you liked it! So does that mean I made the winning video?

[jinsanemaine]

Nice Man! You are so gonna be in the video! =^)

-J Insane

[Mrgoodbar237]

@jinsanemaine Thanks man, and you are a really good singer by the way. You should learn an instrument (if you don't know how to play one already) and then you'll be set for life!

[TheTheThero]

lol this is awesome

[Mrgoodbar237]

@TheTheThero Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

[quorn23]

fuckn sweet man, you should make a whole song out of it.

[Ojjler]

Amazing man, you'll win this one easy ;).

[simbagleeman]

best one in all the vid comment

[darkmumin]

you fuckin awesome! you moste be in the video 

[Thort89]

omg. Great =D

Hope u win the contest!