Jenny - Flight Of The Conchords

Hilarious Misunderstanding (Jenny)
Flight Of The Conchords
One Night Stand

Bret: Hello
Jemaine: Hi
Bret: Hello man sitting in the park
Jemaine: I just said hi, woman in the park
Bret: How you doin?
Jemaine: Mmmmm good thanks
Bret: Your looking good
Jemaine: Pardon?
Bret: I said you're looking good
Jemaine: Fair enough
Bret: Jenny
Jemaine: Pardon?
Bret: Jenny
Jemaine: No I'm sorry I think you've mistaken me for somebody else
Bret: No it's me, I'm Jenny, my name is Jenny
Jemaine: Oh You're oh 'oh' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I thought oh, what a hilarious misunderstanding
Nice to meet you Jenny

Bret: We've met before - quite a few times actually
Jemaine: Yes of course we have. I meant it was nice to meet you that time that I met you. Where was it that we met that time that I met you when I met you?
Bret: At a party
Jemaine: That's right! Wasn't it one of those boring work parties?
Bret: No
Jemaine: That's why I said wasn't it. It was the party of a mutual friend. - Was it? - Wasn't it? - Was it? - Wasn't it?
Bret: Yes it was
Jemaine: Yeah, I thought so. Oh, Bobby's
Bret: No
Jemaine: Doug's?
Bret: No
Jemaine: D-dog's?
Bret: No
Jemaine: Maxwell's?
Bret: No
Jemaine: Andy's?
Bret: Yes Andy's
Jemaine: Yeah Andy's party, ooh that's right. Ooh, Andy knows how to throw a party, doesn't he Jenny?
Bret: Yeah, I love Andy's parties!
Jemaine: I love Andy's parties. What crazy parties. How is that guy anyway?
Bret: She's good
Jemaine: Ooh that's right, Andy hates it when I forget that

Bret: We watched a movie
Jemaine: Yeah'it was something like but not necessarily Schindler's List. We watched it and we wept
Bret: It was Police Academy 4. We went for a walk
Jemaine: On our feet if I remember correctly
Bret: We walked to the top of the hill and we ate sandwiches
Jemaine: Oh, We'd just grab a sandwich and put it in our mouths. Oh, that's the only way to have sandwiches. Oh Jenny, tell me do you still walk? Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?
Bret: Still walk a lot but I'm not eating as many sandwiches as back then
Jemaine: Ohh

Bret: Do you remember what we did up there at the top of the hill?
Jemaine: Kind of
Bret: We were standing at the look out
Jemaine: Oh, I remember exactly what we did at the look out. We just looked out' across the city from our little spot on the hilltop. Oh, It is so pretty from way up there. We talked about how the lights from the buildings and cars seemed like reflections of the stars that shined out so pretty and bright, that night

Bret: It was daytime
Jemaine: The daytime of the night
Bret: Do you remember what you said to me?
Jemaine: Not word for word actually Jenny, but I remember there was some verbs
Bret: Well you said meet me here in one year. You just needed some time to clear your head, and you seem to have done that
Jemaine: La la la la la la la la la la la la la

Bret: We have a child
Jemaine: Pardon?
Bret: We have a child
Jemaine: Why didn't you tell me, Jenny? Why didn't you tell me that day when we went to the top of the hill and we made sweet, oh how we made such sweet, sweet sandwiches. Does it have my eyes, my way with words? Does it look like me at all?
Bret: No, not at all 'cause we adopted him. I can't believe you don't remember, it was a very difficult process!
Jemaine: Oh'uh, ohhh are you sure that was me Jenny?
Bret: Yes I am pretty sure that it was you, John
Jemaine: I'm Brian
Bret: Oh my god! I'm so sorry!
Jemaine: Uh, Don't worry
Bret: Now that's terrible.
Jemaine: Oh, don't worry.
Bret: Oh, how embarrassing!
Jemaine: Uh, Don't worry Jenny, actually I'm kind of relieved. That kind of thing just happens all the time, I just got one of those faces I suppose
Bret: So does John, ha, he's got one of those faces as well'
Bret and Jemaine: *Awkward Laugher*

Category:

Comedy

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[woody0606]

Their cleverest track...

[EdCan86]

@Maestrojosh87 It was Police Academy 4!! lol!

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

HAHA

[joshua1211228]

The day time of the night! LOL

[todd2k]

@Slumpstar are you still into sandwiches in a big way?

[Maestrojosh87]

Something like (but not necessarily) Schindler's List

[sui784samataua]

.. .. .. the daytime of the night! haha

[SenseOfSecurity]

LOL

[MRBLuD]

It's very exciting to be here in...um...

...America!

[blueboosh123]

.....that's why i said wasn't it

:D love these guys - bret's soooo sexi <3