Adobe Flash CS4 for Cash

Ask the Adobe ones - Episode 22 - Flash for Cash

Somebody who seems to be Kushs evil rap cousin reappears as an expert in the field of paying with cash to help a viewer find ways to buy Flash with cash. (and he transforms into Susie Orman for a second).


Links:

http://www.adobe.com/buy

http://www.adobe.com/go/kb406396


Transcript:

"Yo! guess who's back! This is your man, K to the U to the S H H fresh from the melting himalayan ice, straight to your video streaming device. Yea!

Before I start this show, I have to say something that some of you fans might not like to hear. After thinking about it quite a bit I decided that I want be bi .... weekly. But if I have time I will squeeze in an episode when ever I can. Ok, back to our question, one day I was minding my own business browsing a web site that had picture of some fine bitches, then I suddenly got this e-mail from Plank. Plank is asking if it is possible to buy Adobe Flash CS4 when it is available and pay in cash.

Damn! you can tell the banking industry ant flying when you have to reach under the mattress to buy Flash!

Well plank, I might not know much about Flash, but I do know a think or two about cash. You see, I always pay cash because my fico score stinks. Denied, Denied, Denied, boyfriend Denied! people first, bling bling next, and what's next anyway...

Plank, here are your typical options for buying Adobe software in general. You can download what is available instantly by paying online. But as you can see cash is not listed as an option so it won't be helpful in your case, or you can buy though phone again, I don't think you can pay by cash for that. I won't get into volume licensing because I assume you are an individual not an organization that has people carrying suitcases full of cash. So looks like your best bet is to contact your local re-seller or retailer . But just call them first before you walk in with a suitcase full of cash.

For more information about buying options specific to your country or state you can go to the site: adobe.com/buy

You might also want to checkout details about upgrading and special deals on this site to see if you can pack less cash into your briefcase.

Hope that helped and if you have any questions to ask about Adobe products, you can just call Adobe customer service or you can make your voice heard around the world by posting a video online and sending us the link or just writing an e-mail to ask@adobe.com

And if it has nothing to do with Adobe products, it could end up in spam of the week. Like this e-mail about the mighty beverage machine from Taiwan! I'm sorry but I don't think Adobe has any use for ultra high temperature sugar dissolving machines or auto pelletizing homogenizers even though I'd love to have one in my bedroom because it sounds cool. And he even goes on to attach a word document outlining the history of this amazing machine, which says that these machines have "accumulated more than 40 years actual combat experience" damn!

Is is safe for me to walk in with a large amount of cash into your store. Can I bring my own protection. No not fire-arms I'm thinking my half cousin Hoolio... or my half aunt Justin. I mean my half aunt half uncle Justeen."

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[zusmax]

i know a good psychiatrist... would u like me to make you an appointment???

[desiog101]

that's hilarious how you have a mouse around your neck... that's a new kind of gangsta lol

[weirdoltd]

lo lyour accent with that gangsta stuff lmao.

[GaryLawrence0]

bling blang!!

[Darkmagishin]

hahahah

this is awesome.

im tired of seen all the nerd looking guys creating the tutorials.

good to see something new.

[byrne0005]

omfg lol that's so funny!!! z

[zoomy95]

flash, cash! it rhymes!!!

[pkrnero]

lol! I'll come with a bid suitcase XD

[lordofdoosh]

lol fine bitches!

homogenizers rofl