Albert Haynesworth --- Lay Lady, Lay

Watch Albert Haynesworth lay down versus the Eagles to the soothing sounds of Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady, Lay."

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[ModestScotty]

''Hey hey hey, get out of my WAY!''

*Shoved to ground*

''Ugghhh, I ain't built for this shit... Zzzz....''

[blackmarketpawn]

legend says that he is still laying there to this day

[Aubrey Dunn]

He is my niegbor

[therealbigrich]

lazy piece of S**t

[Il-Sung Kim]

Saying Albert Haynesworth is lazy is like saying china has some people. Understatement of the century.

[Michelle Spencer]

@amburmj - you are absolutely 100% correct. Can't argue with the truth.

[amburmj]

no offense, Michelle, but most of Washington's FA pick-ups are busts and get paid insane amounts of money to do nothing and then get cut. It is the way of your franchise

[nikomahal]

I love how the O-lineman looking confused for a second about whether or not that was a trick play of some kind, getting knocked down happens but just laying there, not getting up and trying isn't even Pop Warner Trash. .

[Michelle Spencer]

and my Skins are still haunted by this fat bastard, Albert Haynesworthlessness...they were stupid and he just got paid for basically doing nothing...but eating and laying down on job.

[rtothemutha]

brilliant masterpiece of slack-assin'

[Michelle Spencer]

He ate $100 millions dollars worth of food in Tampa. What frickin' waste!

[Steve Stevey]

1. Mute this video

2. Search for "The Gonk" on a different tab and click 1st vid

3. Play them both

4. lolz