In the Nashville Snowpocalypse of 2010, billions of flakes of icy water fell from the sky and blanketed cars, homes, and even grass. We in the Southern USA were previously unaware of such a phenomenon. Or rather, we've lived many years under the impression that said phenomenon was merely a page from the Southern Meteorologist's Guide to Human Manipulation and Mythology - which of course was taken from the chapter entitled "How to Pacify the Bread and Milk Industries When Their Henchmen Threaten You with Death". These frightening and shocking pictures were captured after everyone's heads exploded. Luckily, a euphoric state caused by having an unexpected 6 hours off from work on a Friday kept my body functioning, allowing me to corral three mysterious fur-covered Snow Beasts. I am still filled with immeasurable terror.
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