Likely Stories - "School, Girls & You"

It's the 1950's -- and strait-laced Everdale University is about to go "coed". In order to prepare it's student body for the onslaught of "females" on campus, they present this hard-hitting educational film. Paul Reubens (a.k.a. Pee Wee Herman) stars as Wally Bile the "wrong-way" role model with Patrick MacNee (The Avengers) as Science Professor, Dr. Bloom.
Dr. Bloom explains the vital "do's and don'ts" on dating women, and the all-important "warning signs" and "danger signals" to look out for when close-encountering the opposite sex.
His lecture to Wally on the evils of "self-manipulation" is not to be missed. Animated Mr. Penis "instructer" sung by jazz great Dave Frishberg) Written & Directed by David Wechter.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• satire
• parody
• lampoon
• Mr.
• Penis
• Dave
• Frishberg
• Pee
• Wee
• Herman
• Paul
• Reubens
• David
• Wechter
• Likely
• Stories
• Jablin

[morbidessssss]

Golly Paul Reubens sure looks keen in that plaid suit and bow tie. Er...uh...I mean, damn he's hot. lol

[letigreferoce]

Oh. My. Gawd. Funniest thing I've seen in weeks. And Paul Reubens without his shirt...my prayers were answered.

[dirtynuke]

Pete is also vice president of the sweater club. Hahaha

[haineshisway]

And where is Elephant!  And Barry In Concert?

[bobandrayfan1]

I saw this in 1982 laugh out loud funny!

[comic93]

LMAO 12:07 So Ironic!.

[PeeWeeChic1]

paul looks enspecialy tall in this he usualy is short

[PeeWeeChic1]

14:14 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[PeeWeeChic1]

i went back to 2:14 like 20 times so i could see him shirtless over and over and over and over

[PeeWeeChic1]

can a woman be mayor or will she just bleed all over the city? lawl

[xNikkaX3]

Paul is so hot! D: It's funny since I totally hate hairy guys... but in his case it's just sexy!

[ALittleBitOfGreen]

this is awesome!!