Why Are You Peein' in My Car?!

This was a performance during Mu Phi Epsilon's musical halftime.

This rap was written in response to a crazy driver by his frightened passengers.

Lyrics:
I was a sittin' here drivin' and I hear you a whining'
and a faint liquid dribble to the floor.
Apologetic st-stammer, I turn around there's no glamour in that big yellow puddle on the floor.

And I said, "Why are you peein' in my car?" ect.

You say, "You're driving too fast!" I say, "Your bladder don't last! Can't you squeeze or hold onto some control?"
It's not like takin' a dump; when we went over that bump I just wish we had seen a grassy knoll.

And I said "Why are you peein' in my car?" ect.

When your dignity's gone and the seat you sat on kinda smells and you don't know what to do,
It's a good thing you've got friends; we'll go buy you some Depends and as soon as it's clean we'll forgive you!

But still we say, "Why are you peein' in my car?" ect.

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Music

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