New Moon: Victim Porn

The Twilight series of books should make the womenfolk hang their heads in shame.
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[Tressco]

Is a lil' new bedlam in pre-production...?

I need some sane thoughts...

[seanbedlam]

I'm working on it. Hopefully tomorrow!

[xXGaticaXx]

I am almost 100% sure that Twilight is a weapon, among its texts and filth there's an underlining subliminal message to brain wash readers with an IQ lower than 86 and turn them into a legion of twitards which shall rule the world with a cold, sparkly fist.

[seanbedlam]

YES

[angryislander56]

The contempt exhibited in these comments may be

just a TAD smug. Having said that I will also say that

the authors story of, it came to me in a dream and

now I am richer than the flying spaghetti monster,

made me curl my lip in a scornful sneer of derision

and disbelief. This series is an engineered product.

[seanbedlam]

I've got some ideas about douchebaggy porn that are pretty bleak too!

[bentsimon]

Women's magazines:

How to Look

How to Cook

How to Fuck

+ psuedo celebrity bullshit that means nothing to the human race in terms of progression.

[Sin355]

Being a women I can honestly say it sucks...We are encouraged to starve ourselves and be frail retards...It all seems so counterproductive when you fight to be equal then dumb yourself down because magazines and tv tell you to....To get a prince who will one day save you from....Um...From your own miserable dependent existence? Yeah girls need to stop the craziness.

But of course men have their own special moments too...Namely those "People will think I have a big dick if I..." moments....

[TheLonelyImmortal]

I was recently made to watch these movies. *sigh*

[SuperGrinningIdiot]

@bentsimon Actually, we'd be nowhere without the cooking ;P

I love my food

[LouisHeath5318]

shes hot- yet

YouTube's not that great for hot girl videos, go have a look at rudey Tube - wicked videos

[Elaina43]

"not you..."

*gaffaw*

[Elaina43]

heheheheee

no flowers?

ever?

really?

fine.

[P00P0STER0US]

Saw a New Moon reference today and had to come back to watch this video. Pity me.

[Trinity235ify]

u r a women therfor u r an idiot

ROFLMAO

[frymastermeat]

"I think a critical number of women are dangerously retarded"

That was the funniest thing I've heard all week.

[ArtypNk]

I would rape Robert Pattinson (google name copy-paste trick) just to punish him for his enormous levels of fag.