"Rapture Fail!" by Old Fart Rants

It's May 22nd and we're still here! Looks like Harold Camping's prediction for the return of Jesus and the Rapture yesterday was an epic fail -- big surprise! Did you see my previous video "The Rapture Confirmed For May 21, 2011"? Christianity is a total scam, and you're a sucker if you've ever invested a nickel in it! You have to be a friggin' moron to believe in fairytales in the 21st century! I'm sure some of you Christians will want to leave comments on this video, but before you do let me warn you - quoting scripture to validate a book written by people who thought the earth was flat doesn't prove anything except how gullible and stupid you are! But it would be awesome if one of you could come up with indisputable evidence to validate Christianity - because you'd be the first person in history to actually do it! You'd be famous worldwide -- you'd be in all the history books -- you'd put every other religion out of business! You and I could hit the talk show circuit and make a fortune that would make Harold Camping's 72 million bank account look like chump change! Ensure your place in heaven at: http://oldfartrants.com/store/

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[terence65]

Bravo!

[jordan81197]

Hahaha awesome

[ontheface1]

why the homosexual sun glasses??

[PreserveOurOrigin]

Other christians are now separating their faith from Harolds. Saying that he's not a true christian or what not.

[flaskface]

Hey man come on theres heaps of proof that god is real, read the bible man it will reveal all *laughs* hmmmm theres a man working on a sunday I better kill him

[12many4you]

@ilyy671 so why doesn't Jesus just return? what is he waiting for? we could have been by perfect now. instead new souls are born into pain an temptation all the time. why the needles prolonged suffering. Satan showed us how to chose. Jesus can take that away and make us perfect again. but what will I be than? A perfect .........? what? meatball?

[12many4you]

invention of lying is awesome.

PS. great ending. I'm still laughing

[12many4you]

@ilyy671

about: speaking tongues, overwhelming joy, etc

if not for the "subject-expectancy effect", how would you explain that Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists and even druids, witches and African tribes people with no name for theyr religion except old truth all describe the same sensations?

are they lying?

or doesn't god care who you pray to?

and didn't Ba'al Zebub promise delight to all who sought it?

and he was in the bible.

although not on the best terms with Elohim.

:)

[12many4you]

@ilyy671

probably?

[ilyy671]

@oldfartrants I can't read George Bush's mind. I don't think he's telling the truth about God telling him to invade Iraq, and I really think that he's just a self-proclaimed Christian and not a true Christian. If a true Christian was in office, he probably wouldn't invade a country for no reason.