Douchebag: The Ballad of Chad

The story of a douchebag.

Special Thanks to Jeremy Jorgensen for the use of his awesome guitar skills on the backing track. His work can be seen at http://www.youtube.com/txhunter89

Douchebag: The Ballad of Chad

Background music by Jeremy Jorgensen
Original song written by Frank Beard; William Gibbons; Joe Hill
New lyrics written and performed by Ben Taucher

Who in the world could ever top this?
Abercrombie turned me down again; its such a dis.
Gimme some love dawg. Get the handshake right,
Well brag to all our bros we got some bitties tonight!

I pop both my collars when wes rollin fly.
Im a big deal in my frat son! Yee-uh. Im that guy.
Throw some peace sign and the shocker up in every pic
I hose off after b-ball, find my tinySchick.

Im a Douchebag.
Im a Douchebag!

My sideburns and my soul patch effin bona fide.
Hey brah, dont yall forget to use some peroxide!
I love my Lakers not just cause they win the champ.
Ive always been a Phillies fan! Dawg, peep this stamp!
Down some brewskis and some jagabombs, and then I exclaim
Bitch Im the mothereffin master of this game!

Im a douchebag, a douchebag, yay e yeah

I whip off my tank-top when I toss the disc. (Toss the disc!)
Hey man look at that douchebagwhat a total priss!
Ill flip off anyone who thinks that I dont rock,
They all just jealous they dont got an extra sock!

Im a Douchebag!
Im a Douchebag!

Jetway, 2009

Category:

Comedy

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