And the man keeps sayin, Do you take this woman
to be your awful wedded wife? Heh, heh
And then I started thinkin about no more winkin
At the pretty little gals a-boppin by.
No more dancin and new romancin
Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Aw, no pool shootin and a rootin´ and a-tootin
With the boys if I take you for my wife.
I can't go no place, I gotta look at your face
For the rest of my dog gone life.
This is it!
Ah, honey, what am I doin here in the first place?
You knooooooow I don´t go for this marraige bit!
I was only kiddin! Hahahahahahaha
And there´s your daddy sittin over there with a shotgun
layin across his lap
And a big smile on his ugly face.
And the man keeps sayin Are you gonna take this woman or aintcha?
Well, then I started thinkin about no more winkin
At the pretty little gals a-boppin by.
No more dancin and new romancin
Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Aw, no pool shootin and a rootin and a-tootin
With the boys if I take you for my wife.
I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face
For the rest of my dog gone life.
This is it!
Honey, what´s this jazz about Love, Honor, and Obey?
That cat´s talkin to me! Heheheh
And look at all these good lookin bride maids standin around, heh
Hellllllo, baaaby!
And the man in charge keeps sayin a Looky here,
do you take this woman or dontcha?
Well, then I started thinkin about no more winkin
At the pretty little gals a-boppin by.
No more dancin and new romancin
Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.
Aw, no pool shootin and a rootin and a-tootin
With the boys if I take you for my wife.
I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face
For the rest of my dog gone life.
This is it!
And the man keeps sayin a´Look here, do you take this woman or dontcha?
And I say Partnah, I don´t believe I do. Let me outa here!
this was played 25 years ago at my wedding reception. Groom's side laughed, not so much on the other
TheTomcourter 5 months ago
@TheTomcourter LOL! Nicee! :))
RetroGurl73 5 months ago