Jailbird Paris

Paris Hilton..exclusive video of what she's been up to in the big house!
Featuring Jailhouse Rock by Elvis.

America's favorite party girl has been ordered to jail, and her stay there will be no trip to the Hilton.

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in a Los Angeles county jail Friday for violating her probation. Come June 5, Hilton will be confined to a segregated 8-by-12-foot cell in a Lynwood, Calif., detention center for women. Her designer duds won't be welcome.

"She will be in an orange jumpsuit, and everything else, the accoutrement, the makeup, is an absolute minimum," said Sgt. Steve Whitmore of the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

Hilton's cell phone, her crystal-encrusted trademark, will be banned as well. But not being able to text and talk with her celebrity friends will be the least of Hilton's worries.

"Forty-five days in L.A. County Jail is really rough. That's an awful, hellish place," said criminal defense attorney Dana Cole. "Conditions are miserable, people take showers under cold dripping water, the food is completely inedible."

Publicity-Hungry Celeb Goes Silent

The scene outside the courthouse Friday looked like a red carpet event, with paparazzi and an entourage struggling to catch a glimpse of the star inside. But Hilton couldn't act her way out of the alcohol-related reckless driving conviction against her.

"I'm very sorry, I did not do it on purpose at all," she pleaded to judge Michael Sauer.

Sauer threw the book at her.

Despite her penchant for publicity, after hearing her sentence, the 26-year-old celebutante left the courthouse and said nothing. Howard Weitzman, Hilton's attorney, said he'd appeal.

"She's been selectively targeted in my opinion to be prosecuted because of who she is," he said.

Prosecutors denied they targeted Hilton, who pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving and driving under the influence. She was stopped twice after that and charged for violating her parole.

"No one in Los Angeles is above the law," said Los Angeles city attorney Rocky Delgadillo.

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[EailLalellatTe]

@RiftRaft123 stab down still death stay in the fire no it's safe to die ain't's your word stay in the fire burn don't be calm reverse back to you niga she feels uncomfortable stab niga don't see darkness calm calm thief mist vastacue wha? sift temder ten adar sift tem the vote

[metalschooldrill]

Yee Haw. Just don't forget, that prison food was horrible.

[bethypanda]

wtf thats shit

[brionnanparis12]

i have the same b-day as paris i love her wel at lease i wish i had the same b-day!!!!!!!

[brionnanparis12]

i love paris shes a bitch like me keep it up girl!!!!

[uglybetty101]

AGREED!

[Bleazh]

Dammn tis spoil brat is jus wasting resources on tis earth

[RiftRaft123]

what u talkin this is important. Becuz rich people think they can do what the fuck they won't. She could have killed people drink driving. Need to get her ass whoped in jail. She has no ass ethier flat ass bitch. America always let rich people do whatever they want. And we need to stop it. Becuz if we let her go someone else who rich could be drunk driving. And they could kill u or me or anyone else or damage peoples property. FUckin A.

[billgbg]

Finally a good subject for a music video.

[hhscheer09]

she should go to jail. and she shouldnt get special treatment because she is paris hilton. thats rediculous