Vermin Supreme, 2012 Democratic Presidential Candidate

Unlike some other states, getting on to the New Hampshire Primary Ballot is incredibly simple. Thousands of signatures aren't needed, only $1,000 and a page-long form. Most importantly, party approval is not required.

Vermin Supreme is one of 44 candidates that New Hampshire residents can vote for on Tuesday. He believes that America should be better prepared for the impending zombie apocalypse, and -- if elected President -- he has also vowed to travel back in time to kill the infant Adolf Hitler. Mr. Supreme also plans a compulsory tooth-brushing law, and also promises a pony for every American.

I interviewed Vermin Supreme at a Rick Santorum event in Manchester. He took to the podium before Santorum arrived and spoke to the standing-room only crowd for 15 minutes before Santorum's people had him ejected from the building.

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[TheGamingMate]

WOW DUDE HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

I thought that a normal politician gives free ponies and wears a boot instead of a hat until i saw your comment.

I was actually thinking why politicians call themselves Vermin but your comment made life a lot easier to me.

Thank you kind sir,you should take an iq test because i never seen somebody with such an advanced logic in my entire life.

[Paul Ausems]

Can't tell if he's absolutely bat shit crazy, or just the King of Sarcasm.

[idkwtfwas]

crackhead

[juneya33]

Lol the Gregory Brothers kinda brought me here

[Barble Bapkins]

King

[TheGamingMate]

Your opinion on my opinion on that guys opinion doesn't mean anything to me.

[RetroCareer]

You're an asshole for no reason. You're the type of person that got bullied in school and now you take your frustration out on everyone on the internet. You are faceless and your opinion doesn't mean shit. Thank you, have a nice day.

[smadamasamadams]

it would create a separate universe, and he could never return.

[1994Zlatan]

i would literally vote for him. no kidding. this guy is jokes. imagine him in Europe on a G8 or G20 conference with Putin, Cameron, Merkel etc that would be so jokes...

[OmgItsPhilly]

If he killed hitler there would be one huge paradox.