Ah Poontus Drunk Jackie Chan

Corvette Cat kills a Ford Cobra. Jackie Chan decides to buy American. quote:" No Rice Burner for me! Jackie buys 2006 Corvette Z06 and saves China from Rice Corruption.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• crazy
• song
• dance
• smosh
• theme
• ninja
• video
• naruto
• real
• humor
• 9/11
• bush
• chinese
• japan
• japanese
• drunk
• animals
• pets

[robotpanda77]

Snakes don't have fists dumbass. Maybe you could use a rhino hand.

[fatninja212]

@robotpanda77

I like how you took the time to prove your the real dumbass.

I could explain, however I somehow think you wouldnt get it.

And rhino hand should be used for you to shove up your a**, and

tighten your brain.

[robotpanda77]

@fatninja212 So do snakes have hands on planet faggot where you live?

[fatninja212]

@robotpanda77 anyway have a nice day!

[astrocreaper]

"were Peta and RSPCA even around then? in china? where humans eat BOTH?"

wait, we're allowed to eat animal activists now! sweet! no more grocery store for me!

[Starcutter20]

cat + snake = ultimate killing machine.

[FinalFailure]

1:12 - 1:16 best for seconds of this video... no, of this movie... no, of ANY movie

[mmmcfly100]

I don't care what you tree hugers say... This is the funniest shit ever!

[immortal4hm]

^^ CUTE! n.n

[usmcpvtswat]

"Viewers sensitive to animal cruelty are warned that the aforementioned battle between feline and reptile is not simulated and has been cut from every version of the film released in Great Britain." - dighkmovies

[bestofcu]

wow..ha ha ha..Suuuuppperrr..