Cooking Show: How To Improve a McDonald's Hamburger, Part 1

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Learning how to improve a McDonald's hamburger will do many wonderful things for your life. A borgified McDonald's hamburger will make you happier, smarter, and more at peace with your inner child. Make one and eat it today.

1) All you need is a cheap McDonald's hamburger.

2) Remove the bun because it'll make you fat.

3) Find some chopped garlic.

4) Chopped Brazil nuts.

5) And lots of hacked up parsley (it's good for your libido).

6) Some onions and tomatoes.

7) Recover the McDonald's pickle and put it in the middle.

8) Add vegan almond cheese.

9) Ketchup and mustard.

10) Costco whole wheat bread is where it's at!

And add some spices if you want (I added cumin but you don't see me put it on in the video).
After that, just eat the improved McDonald's hamburger with killer kunchy potato chips, and your life will get better, and you might see just see GOD!

Satisfaction guaranteed :)

Enjoy my borgified McDonald's hamburger that's been improved just for you. If you have any suggestions on how to improve a McDonald's hamburger in different ways, just let me know.

Have a great cooking day!

Cook the Geek
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• McDonalds
• McD
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• Sandwich
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• Cheese
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• Mustard
• Garlic
• Parsley
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[sexichika710]

WASTE OF 6:07 THIS SUCKS!  ur like 30 and still such a loser!!

[CookTheGeek]

So tell us, what's it like to be the spawn of Satan? I'd love to watch a video of you eating little puppy dogs, so then I could say, "This sucks! You're eating puppy dogs! Oh gross!"

Any way, thanks for your well thought out comment, and I encourage you to keep watching my videos because if you're like most girls in the US, you can't cook...lol!

[CookTheGeek]

That's confidential...top secret...I think the power lines are too close to me so I can't speak on an unsecured channel. Stay tuned...

[ccl0]

holy crap. i want the 6 minutes of my life back from watching that

[austinscorpio23]

This video made me want to fuck a wood chipper.

[BCCouches]

That shit looks nasty

[vandanum]

moron???

[thumbsdownmaster]

you guys dont make fun of him hes facking this obviosly

[TommyGeo101]

@CookTheGeek FUCKING WIN!

[MrRyanAbrilla]

Your order number was 264. Just saying.

[maxamojaxamo]

this guy is retarded, quit making fun of him

[toomuch4u1vidz]

throw it away.

[asew50]

@ccl0 you watched the full 6 min?