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PARODY - Sean Kingston - Fire Burning Parody (Crotch is Burning)

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Uploaded by on Aug 29, 2009

If anybody is currently taking a Sex Education class, see if you can get them to play this video, and then tell me how it went!

As promised, here's the Sean Kingston - Fire Burning parody, entitled, 'Crotch is Burning'! I like to consider this my PSA for STD prevention. ^.^

My Parody album (entitled, The Silly Stuff) is now available to purchase digitally at my site http://jentonlee.com

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Lyrics:

Somebody call 911,
I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah

Crotch is burning, crotch is burning

Woke up in a cheap motel
Got up cause I had to pee like hell
Hit me soon as I walked through the door
My pocket started tickling
Followed by an unpleasant burning
Even once I finished urinating

I should be bagging, before tagging
Like my momma said
I mustve been so crazy drunk that I was out of my head
Now take my health care card and my blood sample
Oh god, my pee burns like the fire
Burns like fire

Somebody call 911,
I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah
Im at the doctors now
Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor
Whoa
It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now
That little shawty must've gave me a disease now
Out of all the sexy ladies on the dance floor
I had to pick the one that acted like a big whore

Crotch is burning, crotch is burning
Your body is a masterpiece
So dont go getting any STDs
Cause aint no doubt its with you for life
Be afraid of creepy fellas
Who dont wanna slip on any rubbas
Or youll be dry, humping forever

Dont be a fool, wrap your tool, before you dive in the pool
And remember all the things you ever learned from school
Now take your health care card and your blood sample
Shawty lets go get tested
Go get tested!

Somebody call 911,
I've got a funny burning in my pants now, woah
Im at the doctors now
Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor
Whoa
It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now
That little shawty must've gave me a disease now
Out of all the sexy people on the dance floor
Please dont go home with the person whos a big whore

You got that fire in your pants thatll make them girlies run away
(Ew!)
I think you caught, something bad, shouldve used a condom
(Ew!)
You got that fire in your pants thatll make them girlies run away
(Oh god! Get out my way! Venereal, Fire Burning , Hey!)
I think you caught something bad, shouldve used a condom
(Chlamydia! Herpes! Gonorrhea, lets go hey!)

So lets all, tear it, roll it, use it, that prophylactic
Hold the base, when youre pulling out so we all stay safe
Now take your health care card and your blood sample
Shawty lets all go get tested
Go get tested

Somebody call 911,
I've got a funny burning in my pants now,
Woah
Im at the doctors now
Trying to member that one night, on the dance floor
Whoa
It's either herpes, gonorrhea, or the clap now
That little shawty must've gave me a disease now
Out of all the sexy people on the dance floor
Please dont diddle with the person whos a big whore

Somebody call 911,
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  • Bloody brilliant. Story of my life.

  • @VickVoltsRocks haha, thanks! But I'm not sure whether to say thanks, or offer my condolences... :)

  • haha this is great i think this would help students understand std's more then boring lectures great song

  • @zach7118 hehe, thanks!

  • i'm going to see if i can get my school to play this!!!!! [i don't think they will]:(

    but this is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

  • @teamedward19963d if you could pull that off, you would be LEGENDARY!

Top Comments

  • ahahaa, you have so many legit covers and funny parodies now.

  • LOL so funny...i luv ur other parodies too

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  • Horrible... absolutely horrible... can you guys at least sing in tune for a few words.. or stay in time for at least 5 seconds...??

  • I dedicate this to an old friend who contracted chlamydia from the same person TWICE and got mad after I put her business out for fucking with me ... Go get those pills bitch !

  • U FUCKING SUCK I WANNA THROW UP ...

    DONT EMAIL ME PPL CUZ I NT CHEAK IT SO... DONT WASTE UR TIME

    NO MORE VIDS FOR U CUZ U STILL FUCKIN SUCK

  • amazing!!!..

  • nice job jenton!

  • damn it! so much for my five and a half minutes dream of making the best fire burning parody..............well i did pretty good for five and a half minutes i guess

  • the dude in red was actually scratching his crotch or balls right away after he said "crotch's burning"

  • lol awsome parody man

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